Thanks to “Steel City Gal” for the submission:
Crack-head skinny chicks piss me off. But what pisses me off more are men like Ken who think that look is actually attractive (not true-ed.) People like you are to blame for the millions of girls and women suffering from eating disorders in this country. I am a tall, shapely woman. Not fat, not skinny, just healthy. I recently had someone tell me that if I just lost some weight I could be a model. Well fuck you. I love me the way I am and I don’t want to be some gaunt supermodel craving a fucking brownie. If I want something, I will eat it. I will not deprive myself of something to satisfy someone else. So thanks to all the men out there, my husband included, who prefers a woman with shapely hips and ample breasts. And to those of you who only like the Nicole Richie types, go to hell. I will lose 20 pounds when you grow a 12″ penis.
March 14th, 2006 at 10:15 am
I think we need some examples in picture form…
March 14th, 2006 at 10:23 am
Every girl needs a little junk in the trunk.
March 14th, 2006 at 10:25 am
Exactly, I think most Hollywood stars would be WAY more attractive if they GAINED 20 pounds.
March 14th, 2006 at 11:38 am
LOL Sgt Poon. I would never be crazy enough to post a picture of myself on the web. I’ll let you use that imagination of yours.
Plus Ken says DD’s aren’t sexy, so I wouldn’t want to disgust him with mine.
March 14th, 2006 at 11:44 am
Whoa whoa whoa! I never said that. I said a girl does not necessarily need them to be sexy. Let’s set the record straight. Big boobs rule.
March 14th, 2006 at 11:51 am
You don’t have to post it, just email it for us to evaluate
March 14th, 2006 at 11:53 am
HAHA!!
March 14th, 2006 at 12:16 pm
Evaluate? I will leave the evaluating up to my husband. I must say I do get rave reviews for them though.
Plus, even if I were willing to email a pic for you, what’s in it for me?
March 14th, 2006 at 12:42 pm
Name your price…
I could probably get a shot of Ken in a compromising position…
March 14th, 2006 at 12:45 pm
Who wouldn’t want that?
March 14th, 2006 at 1:05 pm
My first question is: What kind of compromising position?
And secondly: How is is that you, Sgt., has this readily available? I don’t need any dude on dude action shots!
March 14th, 2006 at 1:22 pm
It would put “Brokeback Mountain” to shame.
March 14th, 2006 at 1:26 pm
I would like to post a disclaimer here. I did not particpate in these pictures in any way, I only have, or can get possession of said pictures.
And you didn’t name your price… We’re not talking porn here, just a general picture that would establish figure and hot factor.
March 14th, 2006 at 1:42 pm
Wait, what pictures?!
March 14th, 2006 at 1:50 pm
Now let me put my disclaimer in here: I, in NO WAY, ever planned on sending anything remotely resembling porn. If I send you a photo, it is going to be a fully clothed one.
Before I decide whether or not to send a picture, I want to know what kind of photo of Ken you have. The more compromising in his, the more cleavage in mine.
March 14th, 2006 at 2:00 pm
well, anything I have now would be fully clothed…
I have proof of animal cruelty (a mock wrestling match with a dog)
I have Ken being carried around and roughed up on video
I have proof of him destroying property
I can also take requests, as Ken is retarded and told me where he lives…
March 14th, 2006 at 2:10 pm
Hmmm…the video of him getting man-handled sounds interesting.
Ken: do you have a counter-offer?
March 14th, 2006 at 2:25 pm
My cover must not be blown. I must remain mysterious. Although if I’m gonna get pictures of cleavage…
I can’t remember what property I destroyed. At least not in this particular case.
March 14th, 2006 at 2:25 pm
Or how about the video of him wiping out off the back of the golf cart??????
March 14th, 2006 at 2:30 pm
I will provide one picture for one cleavage shot… videos will require something more…
March 14th, 2006 at 2:34 pm
Wow, this is getting weird - hey check out my new ink http://www.tattalk.com
March 14th, 2006 at 2:49 pm
I think this is getting hilarious! What men will do for some boob shots! I know Ken claims he doesn’t drink much, but with all this ammo you have on him, if he’s not a drinker, then maybe he’s mentally challenged.
I am still considering your offer. I am normally very reserved, so this is quite a departure for me. Yup, I’m an uptight catholic girl!
March 14th, 2006 at 2:51 pm
Uptight Catholic girls are the best!
I married one!
(although she’s not that uptight anymore…)
and Ken is all of the above, he drinks and is very “challenged”.
March 14th, 2006 at 3:16 pm
Yes this is getting quite weird. I like Scott’s cheap plug though.
March 14th, 2006 at 3:20 pm
Ahh see, when Ken’s cover is about to get blown, all of a sudden he retreats to his corner and gets nervous.
March 14th, 2006 at 3:22 pm
Well, there’s nothing Ken can do about this now
Unless he can offer me something better than a cleavage shot (highly doubtful)
March 14th, 2006 at 3:27 pm
Yeah I’m screwed.
March 14th, 2006 at 3:32 pm
I’ll sell you a tivo box for $100.
March 14th, 2006 at 3:35 pm
Yes you are screwed. Now we just have to work out the details…
And have you noticed the traffic on your site today? Mention big breasts and men flock! LOL
March 14th, 2006 at 3:49 pm
Hey, sex sells. I need to keep that in mind for future.
March 14th, 2006 at 3:53 pm
Yeah, its like men’s 7th, maybe 8th sense that leads us to big boobs
March 14th, 2006 at 3:57 pm
I don’t know about you non-Alpha males, but it’s my first, and most trusted sense.
March 14th, 2006 at 3:57 pm
On a related, but not related note, watch this:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nuaHZs8CeJs
March 14th, 2006 at 4:02 pm
That’s the same day the “property destruction” incident happened, Ken behind the golf cart happened, and I believe Ken getting roughed up happened…
It was a good day…
March 14th, 2006 at 4:07 pm
What was the property destruction? I can’t remember.
March 14th, 2006 at 4:13 pm
You ran two golf carts into each other and ran one into the woods.
March 14th, 2006 at 4:14 pm
AAAAAH yes. Never drink and drive. They still ran though.
March 14th, 2006 at 4:25 pm
Is that Ken riding the golf cart in that clip?
And yes, sex sells. I am 6 feet tall so many men’s eye levels are right at my chest. Wow, now I realize why short guys always hit on me!
March 14th, 2006 at 4:29 pm
Would you be willing to pose in nothing but an “Angry Ken” t-shirt?
If it’s the guy riding on top then no. I rode the skateboard.
March 14th, 2006 at 4:30 pm
Actually, no. Ken is not in that video.
But he does appear in this one:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=IOSGNfvH7Jk&search=bachelor%20party
Hint: He comes in last
March 14th, 2006 at 4:38 pm
Let me put it to you this way, any chest shot is not going to include my face. I would say you have to choose between a head or chest shot, but I already know the answer to that one…
Who’s the jackass in a cowboy hat racing the golf cart? Was that your bachelor party Sgt?
March 14th, 2006 at 4:51 pm
I hope to see these photos in my inbox when I get home.
March 14th, 2006 at 5:06 pm
IF I am gonna send some, what email address do I send them to?
March 14th, 2006 at 5:08 pm
That is Ryan in the cowboy hat, and yes, that is from my bachelor party.
And you have my email address, you make the call…
March 14th, 2006 at 5:21 pm
I have yours, so I’ll just send you an email. Then you’ll know.
March 14th, 2006 at 5:46 pm
So secretive you are.
March 14th, 2006 at 6:21 pm
Correct me if I’m wrong but I think we have a new Mrs. Popularity.
March 14th, 2006 at 7:21 pm
You are correct sir.
March 14th, 2006 at 7:43 pm
I feel like we have gotten away from the point I was trying to make. Anorexic, skinny ass women aren’t attractive and they jeapordize the health of many young, impressionable girls.
I am a sexy bitch, I don’t need to post pics of my breasts to prove it, and if talking about it makes me Mrs. Popularity, then so be it.
At the end of the day, I am too chicken shit to do anything crazy. Maybe next time…
March 14th, 2006 at 8:21 pm
Very dissapointing…
I think we were all looking forward to it.
March 14th, 2006 at 8:26 pm
Take that Freddie Prinze Jr!
March 14th, 2006 at 8:27 pm
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March 14th, 2006 at 9:03 pm
Glad to be of inspiration.
Now, how about those damn Steelers? HAHA! (subject changed!)
March 15th, 2006 at 8:29 am
I think Ken needs to rant about something else so we can move on…
March 15th, 2006 at 9:43 am
Coming right up!
March 15th, 2006 at 11:06 am
so… by “coming right up” you meant…
“maybe in a couple of hours”?
March 15th, 2006 at 11:45 am
You can’t rush perfection.
March 15th, 2006 at 3:22 pm
Ken has quite the ego.