The first shots have been fired in the war against crapism, by ME. As you all know, I hate the band Hinder. And with good cause. Not only do they totally suck, they try to tell good bands that they are the ones that suck, and are not “rock and roll.” Like Hinder knows what rock is.
The guys in Hinder also like to jerk each other off. Seriously, that’s what I heard.
Anyway, I paid a little visit to Hinder’s lame ass website (much lamer than mine I might add). So now I will proceed to make fun of it.
These guys are rock? Nice purple shirt and blazer combo, jackass. Are you waiting for the other guys to put their weiners in your hands? And what’s with the redhead dude. Every picture he’s got his head tilted back like he’s some kind of gangster. Gangster of fisting dudes maybe? And it looks like that other guy used the lead singer’s jizz to do his hair. Are these f***ers rock or emo? Depends on which picture you look at I guess. What do you say A.W.E.S.O.M-O.?
LAME! NOT COOL.
So now we’re into the cream of crapton at:
Of course the first thing we see is one of the crappiest bands ever assembled, so it is what you would expect so far. Apparently some of the guys had trouble deciding who was going to be Bon Jovi and who would be John Melloncamp. I don’t have to tell you which ones. Scroll down and you can leave Hinder a message telling them how much they suck ass. Done.
Click on the giant portrait of lame and we go right into the site. It’s really just a big advertisement for people to buy cd’s and concert tickets. LAME. Oh but what’s this? The “Catfight of the Week.” Yes, each week let’s put up a picture of two slutbag groupies we met on the road and see which one is voted as the hottest, just to prove how much we love and respect women. Right? Sounds like a case of serious d-baggery to me. Even better, as I’m writing this, one of these is just a picture of Lindsey Lohan from a photo shoot a couple years ago. But the name doesn’t say Lindsey. Today she is Nicole? Who do they think they’re fooling? Well, I guess the inbred hicks that call themselves Hinder fans would buy this crap.
Speaking of Hinder fans…
Here’s Matthew. He is Hinder’s “fan of the week,” and here’s what he has to say…
“I didn’t know when I bought your cd I was gonna listen to it night after day, over and over again. I thought y’all wrote only about smokin’ pot until I got the cd and I relized how much I related to your songs. When Katrina hit and the power was out all I had was your cd to listen to, and most songs got played out but I could listen to yours forever. Thx for the kick ass tunes.”
Funny, when they released that fucking lips of an angel song I didn’t think it would be played on the radio “night after day,” over and over again. Which is why “they all” who write songs about smoking pot shouldn’t turn around and write whiny bitch songs like that. Exactly which part did you relate to Matthew? The part about getting stoned, or the one about cheating on your girlfriend? And explain this to me. If all the f^%ing power was out, how the f**k did you listen to this worthless cd?!!! You must got some long lasting ass batteries in your discman dude.
I must admit though, Matthew doesn’t look like as big a d-bag as I thought a Hinder fan would. Not like, say, THIS GUY…
Oh don’t worry buddy. I’ll get to you soon enough. In fact, I am going to make this the newest feature here on Angry Ken. Hinder’s lame ass fan of the week. No one will be spared.
This is by no means a one time deal. I will not rest until everyone realizes how much Hinder fucking sucks. So if you’re going to choose a side, choose the side of good, the side that will stand up against crappy music like Hinder. Join the Angry Ken Nation. Hinder is going down. This is only the beginning.
By the way, OK Go is awesome.
October 19th, 2006 at 8:43 am
LMAO!!!! WOW u really hate hinder.
October 19th, 2006 at 9:18 am
Why don’t you go back on hiatus???? It misses you. And OK Go is a one hit wonder.
October 19th, 2006 at 10:01 am
Hinder is a NO hit wonder. HA!
October 19th, 2006 at 10:13 am
They’ve had 2 hits as a matter of fact. And their entire cd kicks ass so I am sure they will have more. Just because you don’t listen to the radio stations that play them, don’t assume they have only released “Lips of an Angel”. They’ve also released “Get Stoned” and it was played alot on WEBN.
October 19th, 2006 at 10:27 am
I don’t know which song is worse. And WEBN plays alot of lame crap to begin with, so Hinder is no surprise.
October 19th, 2006 at 10:33 am
They must play OK Go then.
October 19th, 2006 at 10:33 am
You know, their one and only song.
October 19th, 2006 at 10:39 am
Actually, I’ve never heard OK Go on the radio, ever.
October 19th, 2006 at 10:49 am
I have. Maybe you should post the seriously homosexual pictures on here from their site. Since you’re clearly a huge fan.
http://www.okgo.net
And may I suggest reading their latest news. 10/10/06 is really entertaining.
October 19th, 2006 at 11:19 am
I’m sorry, but I agree on Ken on this one. Hinder is a glorified Hard-Emo band. They all look like they’re mimicing Lostprophets in their look.
To add on to this, the last thing I want to hear is a raspy voiced bisexual talking about the lips of an angel and getting stoned.
Which set of lips is he talking about, and I mean that as in a man or a woman? Think about THAT one!
October 23rd, 2006 at 9:46 am
I do actually. I love bisexuals.
October 23rd, 2006 at 10:05 am
I bet you do. Supressed gay pride at it’s finest.
October 23rd, 2006 at 10:53 am
I get annoyed when people can’t even pick what they want for dinner let alone which gender they are attracted to. Penis or vagina people, it’s not that difficult to choose from!
October 23rd, 2006 at 11:42 am
Why choose when you can have both??
October 23rd, 2006 at 12:17 pm
I won’t even go there with a response.
October 23rd, 2006 at 5:18 pm
Jodi, bisexuality is just gross. An abomination.
Unless you are talking about FEMALES who are bisexual. That is just plain hot
October 24th, 2006 at 2:13 pm
I thought this was about hating Hinder?
October 24th, 2006 at 5:45 pm
Since when was staying on topic an issue here?
Personally, I’d like more information about Jodi’s penchant for bisexuality.
And isn’t bisexuality one of Hinder’s hallmarks?
OK, more on topic: after my post the other day I got in my vehicle and actually heard that Hinder song (Lips of an Angel) on the radio!
My first thought was, “This is that band that Angry Ken hates!”
Now while the music wasn’t HORRIBLE (bad, but not horrible), I have to agree that they certainly look more like five ways of gay than “rock.”
But then, so have a LOT of other groups. That’s why I generally try to avoid watching videos or seeing pictures of the bands as SEEING them invariably colors my opinion of their music.
But just to be fair, I googled OK Go! to see what THEY look like.
My only conclusion at this point (having never heard OK Go!’s song yet), is that Angry Ken prefers the European gay look over the U.S. gay look.
Sorry, Ken: gotta call ‘em as I see ‘em. =)
October 24th, 2006 at 5:56 pm
OK Go just has a unique look. If you were in a band, while not dress like that? OK Go is one of those fun loving bands. Just watch there treadmill vid. Hinder, on the other hand, tries so hard to be hardcore badasses that they just come off looking like gay douchebags, which they are.
October 24th, 2006 at 9:02 pm
Hinder is a band that gives me a headache just by their sheer existence. Their previous song “Get Stoned” was horrible, and “Lips of an Angel” is also wretched. I hate how he tries to hit high notes and fails miserably in the chorus. It sounds like a lesser version of Nickelback trying to cover Warrant ballads. PUKE!
October 25th, 2006 at 7:47 am
I love the way Hinder looks. I love his not quite there voice- it’s sexy. Although I will admit that watching them live scares me just a bit. Because he holds his hand out in a gay pose ALOT. But I just look at the ground when that happens.
I find it interesting Ken, that OK Go can have a unique look that shouts gay but one guy in Hinder can’t wear a purple shirt. Then again, I must love gay men. Because I think it’s hot when a guy is secure enough to wear a color that is usually considered feminine. It tells me he’s confident and secure. And I think all women would agree that is a big turn on.
October 25th, 2006 at 9:52 am
The only reason a man wearing effeminate clothing turns women on is because they know they can go shopping with this man and be told the truth about how it looks on them.
In essence, I think we got a fag-hag.
October 25th, 2006 at 10:13 am
LOL Actually, I hate shopping. I was just saying it shows confidence. And that’s a turn on.
October 25th, 2006 at 2:02 pm
I’m with Jodi on this one. As I’ve said on here before, all men could use a little metro-sexuality. Pedicured feet, pressed shirts (pink, blue, purple, don’t care…just look nice), and a light cologne. I’m sick of these “manly” men who are 30 freakin years old and still wearing cargo pants and beer shirts with nasty, calloused feet.
Men who think purple shirts are gay are homophobic frat boys. Grow up already.
October 25th, 2006 at 2:10 pm
And to add what she just said— don’t ever wear clothes out with a girl if they have holes or stains on them.
October 25th, 2006 at 3:10 pm
SCG, let me let you in on something…
**I’M HOMO**. Even I think bright purple shirts look horrible!
Ponder that for a while!
October 25th, 2006 at 3:17 pm
Now hold on just one minute… What’s wrong with cargo pants!? If they’re clean, and in good shape, why not?
I agree with you on the “no beer shirts” rule though, people need to grow up. I enjoy a cold one as much as the next guy, but wearing a shirt that advertises Bud or whatever makes you look like a high schooler trying to be cool.
October 25th, 2006 at 5:17 pm
Let’s get to the important issues here folks:
What the hell is wrong with calloused feet??
I keep my toenails trimmed, but that’s not good enough? Besides: I NEED those callouses!
And what about being confident enough to NOT need to wear effeminate colors to prove your confidence?
Oh: and for what it’s worth, I saw an article in some very reputable publication that revealed that despite what you women SAY you want us men to wear, the clothing you TRULY find sexy is jeans + T-shirt.
I love cotton
October 25th, 2006 at 6:18 pm
Frankly, if one of the members of Hinder was gay or bi, coming out ofthe closet would be one of the few ways that they could earn a little of my respect. Considering their male fanbase is made up of the kind of people who’d probably turn on him for being a “fag,” it would take some real courage for one of them to come out.
Never mistake lack of talent for genius. Dude’s voice blows.
October 26th, 2006 at 7:53 am
I invite all to come see htem in concert at Bogarts next month in Cincinnati. The last time I saw them I saw more tits than I care to remember. And no, NOT mine.
October 26th, 2006 at 1:28 pm
Cargo pants are fine ON OCCASSION. If your wardrobe consists only of cargos, jeans and t’s, you need to reevalute. If you don’t want to wear effeminate colors, fine! Just don’t insult or label men who do. Va bene?
While women prefer men in jeans and t’s, we also like it when they clean up well. And not just for weddings and funerals.
You don’t need callouses. Nasty! I would never let a man crawl in my bed with gnarly feet. Hubby knows better and keeps himself looking hot and well groomed. God bless him…looks like he’s the minority.
And lastly to my supposedly gay pal Budai: I didn’t ponder anything for more than a split second. Just because one “homo” declares purple too queer for him doesn’t mean it is for every other male. Gay doesn’t mean you’re right or that you have good taste.
October 26th, 2006 at 2:16 pm
Hmm..
I don’t mind “cleaning up” and wearing collars..er I mean collarED shirts
when going out or when otherwise appropriate.
But I *do* need my callouses for breaking boards and ribs and stuff. Soft feet are no good for Korean martial arts. *shrug*
(btw, are you Italian, SCG?)
October 26th, 2006 at 5:07 pm
I plan to be at the Hinder concert, although I will just be outside. I wouldn’t be caught dead at that lame ass show. And IF I choose to go, I am bringing the whole Angry Ken Nation with me. Which means it will be me and… I’ll get back to you on that one. Now I’m off to buy some cargo pants.
October 26th, 2006 at 5:10 pm
This morning in the car, I turned on the radio. One Hinder song, two hinder songs, Arg! Then I turned and got the Killers. Now that’s a REAL band.
October 26th, 2006 at 5:18 pm
>>The last time I saw them I saw more tits than I care to remember.
October 26th, 2006 at 5:19 pm
>> The last time I saw them I saw more tits than I care to remember.
Go to a Manowar concert
October 26th, 2006 at 5:22 pm
>> This morning in the car, I turned on the radio. One Hinder song, two hinder songs, Arg!
The question is: which song was worse? They have proven to be utterly abysmal at ballads as well as more uptempo “rockin’” material like “Get Stoned.”
Go, Angry Ken!
October 27th, 2006 at 7:11 am
Why don’t you want to come in,Ken? Scared that you may like it? I’ll hold your hand through it.
October 27th, 2006 at 7:40 am
Why are all you men taking the cargo pants thing so personally?
Ken, you of all men should try to expand that wardrobe, you’re single. Women think well-fitting trousers are sexy…trust me. Hit up Banana Republic, buy a pair of their slim-fit boot-cut jeans with a casual collared shirt. A pair of shoes other than Docs or Nikes would probably help too. Now go out to the bar, wipe the scowl off your face, try to have some charm, and you just may get lucky.
Now to the Killers…that’s a kick-ass rock band. Love them!
zDom: Non sono italiano. Para poc italiano.
October 27th, 2006 at 7:54 am
The Killers are awesome in concert too!
October 27th, 2006 at 1:53 pm
Che cosa?
October 27th, 2006 at 2:37 pm
You must really be the lame one as you have so much time to trash this band. Sounds like something personal which you need to let go. You need to find a cause worthy of all this effort you put into this website.
I am a 39 yr. old mother of a 16 yr. old and 12 yr. old and I think they ROCK!
October 27th, 2006 at 2:59 pm
“Debbie just hit the wall, she never had it all
One Prozac a day, husband’s a CPA
Her dreams went out the door
When she turned twenty-four
Only been with one man
What happened to her plan
She was gonna be an actress
She was gonna be a star
She was gonna shake her ass
On the hood of White Snake’s car
Her yellow SUV is now the enemy
Looks at her average life
And nothing has been alright
Since Bruce Springsteen, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie
And music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she’s uncool
Cause she’s still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1985
Woohoohoo
(1985)
Woohoohoo
She’s seen all the classics, she knows every line
‘Breakfast Club’, ‘Pretty in Pink’
Even ‘St. Elmo’s Fire’
She rocked out to Wham!
Not a big Limp Bizkit fan
Thought she’d get a hand
On a member of Duran Duran
Where’s the mini-skirt made of snake skin
And who’s the other guy that’s singing in Van Halen
When did reality become TV
Whatever happened to sitcoms, game shows
On the radio was
Springsteen, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie
And music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she’s uncool
Cause she’s still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1985
Woohoohoo
She hates time, make it stop
When did Motley Crue become classic rock
And when did Ozzy become an actor
Please make this stop, stop
Stop, and bring back
Springsteen, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie
And music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she’s uncool
Cause she’s still preoccupied
With 1985
Springsteen, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie
And music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she’s uncool
Cause she’s still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1985″
October 27th, 2006 at 7:53 pm
hey ken…….the lead singer’s dad is my dads best friend……i agree they need to go away fast…..they are just another backstreet……i ve got all the dirt though….my roomate talks to the redhead on a regular basis…..i can tell you how they sold out by getting a image consultant that told them how to fix their hair and everything….and i can tell you how they only wrote one of their songs….and the label did the rest….backstreet for life….hit me up
October 28th, 2006 at 11:43 am
Translation: I am not Italian. I speak a little Italian.
I’m too tall and too pale to be Italian. *sigh*
October 29th, 2006 at 10:05 pm
That’s what I thought you said, SCG, but I really don’t know any Italian.
Just a couple words, phrases, here and there and a general knowledge of Latinate langs. Thanks for translating
re: Emmanuel’s comment:
Image consultant? Weenies. Not writing their own songs? Weenies squared.
I hope all the mp3 sharing crushes the labels out of existence. Maybe then we’ll get real musicians making music because they love making music, not because they want to be rich, famous rock video stars.
October 29th, 2006 at 11:39 pm
Emmanuel, any dirt you can provide me on Hinder would be greatly appreciated. I assure you, when the Angry Ken Nation rises up to crush Hinder once and for all, you will receive much and credit and praise.
Also, it doesn’t surprise me one bit that these lamos hired an image consultant and don’t write their own songs. Sellouts indeed.
October 30th, 2006 at 8:03 am
What’s wrong with hiring an image consultant? I don’t see them in cargo pants…..
October 30th, 2006 at 12:47 pm
I don’t think it’s a big deal if entertainers hire image consultants. However…when Hinder insults other bands for not being “rock” enough yet they have someone writing all their songs and dressing them up takes away any credibility they may have had.
October 30th, 2006 at 2:18 pm
What’s wrong is: they aren’t being THEMSELVES.
They are posing as someone else.
Not limited to musicans and rock/pop-video stars. Everybody should be theirselves.
And then, on top of it all, while dressed up in clothes and with hair fixed by “image consultants” they have the gall to insult OTHER musicians?
Weenies CUBED.
October 30th, 2006 at 2:19 pm
The word weenie makes me giggle like a school girl.
Just being myself, even if it’s slightly juvenile.
October 30th, 2006 at 2:47 pm
Well, I’m sure all musicians have been instructed how to dress and/or style their hair at one time or another. It’s what society demands these days. I’m sure some flamboyant gay guy out there is really proud of the advice he gave OK Go.
As far as them not writing their own music, I’m looking into. But the google search I did, came back saying they write the bulk of their music.
October 30th, 2006 at 2:48 pm
And oh yea, the word weenie is hilarious!
October 30th, 2006 at 3:00 pm
Not writing their own music is forgiveable, to some extent, as there is a long history of in the music industry of professional songwriters and artists who perform numbers penned by songwriters.
Anybody remember hearing about Tin Pan Alley?
But then, if you aren’t writing your own songs, you probably shouldn’t bash other artists — especially if those artists ARE writing their own stuff.
And as I love school girllish giggling, I’ve got to say in closing:
Weenie!
October 31st, 2006 at 11:05 pm
You sound a little jealous? Maybe you should try to focus your energy on getting laid…then maybe you won’t be so angry.
November 3rd, 2006 at 4:07 pm
3 more comments and we have ourselves a new Mr. Popularity
November 3rd, 2006 at 4:39 pm
HA! Good looking out Greg. You think Hinder will come on to accept their award. I think they’re also a shoe in for crappiest band of the century.
November 3rd, 2006 at 5:17 pm
Really??? The beat out Wham?
November 5th, 2006 at 9:07 am
Mr. Popularity right here!
November 5th, 2006 at 6:39 pm
Fuck Hinder. :O 60! Booyah!
November 6th, 2006 at 5:56 pm
Hinder is just about the worst band to ever exist. They play power chords followed by easy drum and bass lines. Poor music writting and even worse lyrical writting. Washed up Nickelback sounds about right to me. They try to dis on good bands like OK GO and Thursday only because they are threatened by them. Hinder = FAGS.
November 6th, 2006 at 6:23 pm
I saw the video for “Lips of an Angel” for the first time (keep your friends close and your enemies closer). The video was the lamest thing I ever say. The singer flails his arms around like a fairy on pay day. Then Nickelback was on right after with their latest annoyance. It was, to say the least, upsetting.
November 7th, 2006 at 7:57 am
I think you’re a closet fan, Ken. he he he You always seem to find some way to listen/watch them.
November 7th, 2006 at 11:05 pm
The minute I heard this Hinder CRAP on the radio i thought “I bet this shit is popular in Florida”. And then I thought “jesus i hope someone else has created an I Hate Hinder Blog already, so i dont have to…but if they haven’t I will do my duty…” Anyway, thanks Ken. Can we put these guys on a boat with Nickelback, Seven Mary Three and Three Doors Down and push it quietly off into the Pacific at night…PLEASE?
November 7th, 2006 at 11:47 pm
Love the boat idea. But let’s stick em all on a raft with no food or water. Eventually they’ll have to resort to cannibalism and the problem will work itself out.
November 8th, 2006 at 9:22 am
We fixed the glitch… These things tend to work themselves out…
November 8th, 2006 at 12:30 pm
HOT DAMN! Can I get on that raft??? I’ll find some girls to join us….
November 8th, 2006 at 12:41 pm
You couldn’t pay me to get on that raft. Not only are they all unattractive, they are all talentless as well.
I’m still holding out in hopes that Hines Ward will come knocking on my door. Now that is a fine piece of male specimen that I would love to be stranded with.
November 8th, 2006 at 7:07 pm
In reagrds to the crapfest called Seven Mary Three, the best criticism I’ve ever read about them applies to all of these post-grunge bands: they sound like what all grunge would sound like if punk never existed. I’m not a fan of grunge, either, but at least there was integrity in those early bands. All these shit bands like Hinder and Three Days Grace make very commercial music while trying to give it the veneer of an underground sound. The end result is pop music that sounds drab instead of catchy. And if pop music sounds drab, it’s not doing its job.
And to underscore the point…HINDER IS CRAP. PERIOD. PEOPLE WHO DEFEND THIS SHIT HAVE BEEN BRAINWASHED BY A DECADE OF PPOR MUSIC.
November 8th, 2006 at 7:08 pm
In reagrds to the crapfest called Seven Mary Three, the best criticism I’ve ever read about them applies to all of these post-grunge bands: they sound like what all grunge would sound like if punk never existed. I’m not a fan of grunge, either, but at least there was integrity in those early bands. All these shit bands like Hinder and Three Days Grace make very commercial music while trying to give it the veneer of an underground sound. The end result is pop music that sounds drab instead of catchy. And if pop music sounds drab, it’s not doing its job.
And to underscore the point…HINDER IS CRAP. PERIOD. PEOPLE WHO DEFEND THIS SHIT HAVE BEEN BRAINWASHED BY A DECADE OF POOR MUSIC.
November 9th, 2006 at 8:49 am
I also LOVE My Chemical Romance. I assume this will be the next “crappy” band on here. Looking forward to it.
November 9th, 2006 at 2:33 pm
Hey Jodi…I kinda like My Chemical Romance too. But so does my 9 year old, so it’s kind of embarrassing. But I would definitely not put them in the NickelCrap catagory…
Anyone check out Mastadon? If you ever need to wash the Hinder off you, bathe in some Mastadon. F’n rocks.
Damn what a completely gay NAME for a band “Hinder” is. I mean, forget about the music for a minute (or forever)…just the name alone is so stupid.
“Dude, what should we call our band?”
“I dunno, lemme see your balls again…”
“Seriously, we need to think of a name for our gig at my cousins bar mitzvah next week…let’s try this: How do you feel right now?”
“Um, I dunno…lame?”
“Like…hindered?
“Yeah! TOTALLY hindered!”
“That’s it man! Fuck! HINDERED!”
“Or just Hinder?”
“Whatever! Lets get dressed up and have a photo shoot!”
“Yeah! first lemme see your balls though…”
November 9th, 2006 at 2:40 pm
Mastodon is the shizz-nay
November 9th, 2006 at 2:47 pm
Umm, there really is a story behind the name. And strangely, nothing like the one you cooked up. Ken, is this one of your friends you pay to hate Hinder with you????
For the last time– A PURPLE or PINK SHIRT ON A MAN DOESN’T MEAN HE IS GAY! He just knows how hot and attractive it is.
And I’ll have to check out Mastadon. This should be interesting. Of course, what do I know?? I LOVE Hinder/ Threee Days Grace/ 3 Doors Down. And I don’t even want to go into what my body did when I got Nickleback tickets. AWESOME!
November 9th, 2006 at 4:32 pm
oops, be careful, it’s “MastOdon”, with an “O”…there is another “Mastedon” with an “E” on I-tunes that kinda sounds like Survivor…which is still better than Hinder!
November 9th, 2006 at 5:26 pm
ok ok ok I listened to your BAND. And I have to agree, they sound good. Almost like Disturbed but I like them ok. And PLEASE! Survivor is not better than Hinder.
November 10th, 2006 at 9:56 am
Jodi is right, guys. That story is ludacrous.
Those guys from Hinder would never be satisfied just LOOKING at each other’s balls. Definately some mouth-to-balls action going on in THAT “band.”
And I am interested in knowing what Jodi’s body did when she got Nickleback tickets.
(They should have sold them for $19.95 including tax.. that way everybody would have got a nickel back in change. How cool would THAT be? See? They shoulda hired ME as their Image Consultant. I’m just chock FULL o’ ideas!)
November 10th, 2006 at 11:15 am
LOL I’m not sure you could handle what happened zDom.
And while listening to my nano working out this morn- I was wondering why Staind hasn’t made the crappiest band list. I love them too! They were with Hinder, Three Days Grace, Buckcherry when I saw them.
November 11th, 2006 at 2:03 pm
Mastodon is like Disturbed? I like both bands but that’s like saying that Johnny cash sounds like David Bowie.
OK, back to the Hinder trashing, because they deserve it. Has it occurred to anyone else that “hinder” is slang for “butt?” So what else do you expect but crap coming out of a butt?
Hinder and their fans take up precious oxygen and space.
November 12th, 2006 at 4:10 pm
Hi Angry Ken, we discovered you today and we love you. I cannot even begin to describe the intense feelings of nausea that I feel when Hinder comes on the radio. How can ANYONE like this? They make the phrase “sucks ass” a HUGE understatement. They are a country band wearing a little fake rock mask.
They are what phlegm sounds like when it decides to sing. Not only do they SOUND like ass, the lyrics are completley wack. Who sings about that shit? I HATE THEM.
I don’t understand how anyone advocates listening to this audio version of shit.
Yeah.
November 13th, 2006 at 9:38 am
OK, so Chad is Ken’s friend and Char & Hannah must be his girlfriends.
November 13th, 2006 at 10:51 am
I tire of this post and this band. The horse is dead, lets move on already.
November 13th, 2006 at 12:19 pm
LOL I agree with SCG. Can we please just move the hell on already?
November 13th, 2006 at 5:35 pm
NEVER! The war on Hinder is as important as the war on drugs and the war on terror, if not more so.
We must endure this occupation until all ears are liberated from the scurge that is Hinder.
November 13th, 2006 at 5:37 pm
On another note, try Googling “Hinder Sucks.” That’s right! Angry Ken is your official Hinder bashing headquarters.
November 14th, 2006 at 12:51 pm
Angry Ken sucks
November 15th, 2006 at 8:49 pm
This band “Hinder” totally sucks bad. Their singer, Austin (what a gay name) has a horrible voice and the other members look like total cheeseballs. I thought from day one the song “Lips of An Angel” sucked and then I heard some of the quotes from this sorry-ass band. Things like “we are bringing the fun back to rock and roll,” made me gag. Just because they like drugs and booze, that is cool? These guys are fakes and their music is corny. When their 15 minutes of fame are up, they will thankfully be gone forever. They are not rock, they are not cool, they ARE gay however.
November 16th, 2006 at 2:23 am
I will never stop hating Hinder, or talking about how much i hate them. Its the only thing that gives me some relief…
November 16th, 2006 at 3:03 am
Why are you so angry ken? And seriously, you Must have a serious jealousy problem with Hinder if you spend all day and night talking and talking about them. Very weird!
November 16th, 2006 at 8:43 pm
You suck Ken! Hinder is amazing and millions of people think so. However, millions of people think you suck, so I guess you’re on par.
November 16th, 2006 at 9:47 pm
Then that means millions of people have heard of me.
Plus, millions of people are retarded. Take it for what it’s worth.
November 16th, 2006 at 11:54 pm
KEN JUST CAME BACK WITH A SMACK TO I LOVE HINDERS FACE HAHA
November 16th, 2006 at 11:56 pm
hinder bashing never gets old. What a lame ass band with lame ass names and voices and riffs.
November 24th, 2006 at 2:57 pm
>> Hinder is amazing and millions of people think so.
November 26th, 2006 at 2:38 pm
Released in September 2005, Hinder’s Extreme Behavior revives the simpleton riffs and stupid misogyny of 2001 albums from Puddle of Mudd and Nickelback for a whole new batch of undergrads. This isn’t even post-grunge — it’s straight-up dude rock. The artwork is a triggered response collage of boobs, lingerie, and Jäger, and the music is so obvious that it actually recedes from the ear. Like a stereo left on in the keg room, it’s just a chatter of swear words and tuneless electric guitar blab. Austin Winkler sounds like a drunk shouting along with Chad Kroeger, and his lyrics? “Let’s go home and get stoned/Cause the sex is so much better when you’re mad,” “She said she’s sorry/With one finger/I said fuck that,” “She said she loved the taste of my oh oh oh” — Winkler doesn’t even have enough class to fake sounding cool. When Hinder and producer Brian Howes (he co-wrote every song with the band; Nickelback producer Joey Moi also gets a credit) do try a little tenderness, they sound like a bludgeoned Wallflowers (”Nothin’ Good About Goodbye”), thudding power ballad torchbearers (”Lips of an Angel”; cue the soaring solo stolen from hair metal), or bumbling Guns N’ Roses thieves (the played-out “Sweet Child” rewrite “Homecoming Queen”). Extreme Behavior can’t even make it as rote hard rock — it’s too insulting to women and your intelligence. That’s why it’s dude rock instead. Hinder are so egregiously dull they appeal not to fans of music, but fans of high fives.
A review of their album from http://www.allmusic.com
I must say: as a musician, as someone who works ata music store (and gets paid to know music), as someone who has completed collegiate courses in music theory/appreciation, Hinder has zero ability or credibility.
Writing credits on the album go mostly to the producer, one of the guys’ is nicknamed “Blower” and they just plain suck. The singer can barely hold a note or stay in key.
Props to the guy who likes Mastodon.
Go listen to some Opeth for an amzingly talented group of musician. Hinder can’t even aspire to play anything that complex.
FUCK HINDER!
November 26th, 2006 at 6:13 pm
Yes.
November 27th, 2006 at 9:00 am
Ha!!
November 29th, 2006 at 3:43 pm
i told you mastodon is the shizz-nay
December 17th, 2006 at 3:21 pm
“This band “Hinder” totally sucks bad. Their singer, Austin (what a gay name) has a horrible voice”
strangely enough, I have a friend named Austin….. and he’s gay.
he has a very nice voice, though, and is very talented musically speaking.
anywho, I started disliking Hinder when I saw an ad on the TV for their CD, and saw the CD case. vulgar, trashy, etc.
The feminist in me died, and is dying still at the “objectification of women and female bodies as items of pleasure and nothing more.” to put it formally.
Then I listened to the lyrics of “Lips of an Angel” and died a little more. Who writes a song about cheating on your girlfriend, and thinks its “romantic”?
on a side note, if a guy wears something metrosexual, and doesn’t have a problem with gays, then whatever.
But isn’t it odd that the man in the purple shirt is the same man who tries using “Gay” as an insult?
December 17th, 2006 at 3:24 pm
not saying that purple shirts are gay, or attractive, or anyhting… but the majority of homophobe in the world would associate a n effeminate shirt with gays, and this guy is most definitely a homophobe.
December 18th, 2006 at 5:30 pm
HINDER ROCKS STOP HATE’IN !! YA KNOW IF U MASTURBATED MORE U WOULD HATE LESS lmaooooo WELL IF THEY ARE GOOD ENOUGH TO PLAY WITH AEROSMITH THEN THEY ARE GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME TO LOVE THEM !! and i bet next you will say aerosmith sucks too huh lmaoooo never knew u had to dress good and look good to sing TFF !!!!!! DUDE U HAVE WAY TOO MUCH TIME ON UR HANDS !! GO OUT AND GET YA A LIFE ALREADY !!! lol
December 18th, 2006 at 6:44 pm
I recall another “band” that shared the stage with Aerosmith once. Remember N’Sync and Britney Spears at the Superbowl? Aerosmith is a great band, but being associated with them doesn’t mean you still don’t suck.
January 1st, 2007 at 7:38 pm
You are fighting the good fight buddy. Fuck hinder
January 9th, 2007 at 7:41 pm
I will say this: once upon a time, Aerosmith did not suck. Then “Pump” came out…then another album…then another album…now it’s safe to say that Aerosmith sucks.
Not as bad as Hinder, which is unadulterated shit.
BTw, I am a huge fan of Opeth, and while I dig technical music, I don’t think a band has to be technical to be good - I’m also a fan of the Sex Pistols. Hinder is a creative failure on every level. The sooner these lame-os (along with Three Days grace - who may be WORSE) are forgotten, the better our world will be.
KEEP AMERICA CLEAN - PUT THE MEMBERS OF HINDER ON A ROCKETSHIP AIMED AT THE SUN
January 10th, 2007 at 9:02 am
Aerosmith is the single greatest American rock band.
Period.
January 12th, 2007 at 3:16 am
For some reason everytime I think of this band I think of Tom Petty’s video “Into the Great Wide Open”. Hinder blows ass, and it shows how stupid people are in this country when they get a hard on for rehashed 80s metal. They have the sound of Bon Jovi, the image presentation of Motley Crue (except the Crue was actually cool), the talent of William Hung, and yet they carry a retro fucking emo look to them (which they seem to love to bash..everyone from Thursday to OKGo!). These fuckers even bashed Nirvana. Now…Im not a diehard Nirvana fan, but I can respect any artist who does something new in the field. At the time, Nirvana completely turned rock upside. These worthless shitheads wont come close to any level of artistic creativity. It does, however, help weeding out intelligent people from the stupid fucks. Next time you meet someone new, ask them if they listen to Hinder. If they reply yes, laugh at them and walk away….that simple.
January 13th, 2007 at 8:49 pm
Again, to reiterate, hinder sucks.
January 20th, 2007 at 1:16 am
I have been reading these thoughts about hinder and have to say i agree a lot with what has been said. I went to high school with austin at putnam city west in okc. Though i didnt know him personally, i knew of him and hated the morons he hung out with. He was a preppy kid with short hair and for someone who can bash other bands,this is coming from someone who was lucky enough to be popular and conform. Thats fuckin rock n roll let me tell ya. He wasnt gay far as i know…but the people he thanks in the album cover like carlos,chase,and eric…makes me wonder.a
January 22nd, 2007 at 11:04 pm
Yeah that sounds about right. Kinda like the guy who calls everybody else queer but is a closet homosexual himself (e.g.-Mark Foley scandal lol), this band thinks everybody else sucks but they probably know deep down inside they’re the laughing stock of rock music. Anyways, they suck ass..life goes on.
February 7th, 2007 at 12:46 pm
Jodi, you ignorant slut. Hinder is the shittiest band to take the stage since Jesus was nailed to the cross. Their lack-luster riffs and paltry subject matter is to be expected from a 6th grade garage band, but a national act? Get the fuck out of here. I am personally contacting the tour managers of Lamb of God, Strapping Young Lad, Fear Factory, and In Flames to see if I can create a “Rip Hinder in Half Like a Phone Book” tour. More on this as it develops.
February 14th, 2007 at 1:02 am
Did anyone see that crap on Conan Monday nite? Let me start by asking this:if u are going to say a band sucks(i.e. Okaygo) could u do me a favor and not suck even worse than the band u dissed? If I see a band in the top 40 charts that can put out an album that hasnt been altered by studio magic, I wil let Michael Jackson come over and Beat it…wait a sec..im way over the age of 15. Austin, this is why u learn to rock harder than ur clothes. At least okay go remembers how to sing their songs the way they were written. Lets take a new poll: who sucks more (vocally.) Hinder or Bush?
February 22nd, 2007 at 11:46 am
I love the fact that Ken pointed out how Hinder has zero respect for women with their stupid “Cat Fight of the Week” and Jodi somehow overlooks it. Any band that treats women like that are scum. And Jodi, don’t go around trying to pretend you represent all women and their tastes. I think all the Hinder guys are extremely ugly, and wearing a purple shirt does NOT show you’re confident. Wearing a purple shirt does not make an ugly man suddenly look hot.
March 12th, 2007 at 4:36 am
I totally agree with these articles, they are totall d-bags. I flet that it was the lowest point of the human race 4 weeks ago on a school camp,though. I chose to do a ‘music’dance thing. I want to make it clear that i heard no music that night. I was watching all the girls go nuts when ‘lips of an angel inevitably came on. They knew all the lyrics to. Hinder’s album got 1/2 a fucking star and they are 1# onj the fucking aria’s.
March 12th, 2007 at 4:37 am
Oh year, im in 8th grade
March 26th, 2007 at 7:40 am
LOL AT HINDER
http://www.myspace.com/pussimann
August 23rd, 2007 at 9:15 pm
Hinder still sucks. If anybody here actually likes music (and more to the point, heavy music) check out my band, Mengele
http://www.myspace.com/mengeleofficial
Even if you dont like heavy metal, you gotta admit, we are a fuck of a lot more talented than hinder.
August 24th, 2007 at 10:04 pm
Dude, Everyone is more talented than Hinder. My friend’s dog writes better music.