Thursday, November 16th 2006


Lame-ass Hinder fan of the week
posted @ 7:00 am in [ Uncategorized ]

JoshPowell.jpgJust looking at this guy tells you he is a high ranking official in the parliament of d-bags. I mean, this guy gives tours of the d-bag history museum 3 days a week. And if the picture doesn’t have you convinced, just read what he has to say about his favorite band.

(I love Hinder’s music. The album Extreme Behavior is litterally the story of my life. I love the way the music can depress me and make me feel like it’s all still ok at the same time. I love to party and get fucked up and I guess I almost look at you guys as an extension of my own friends. THe same people doing the same thing. You all are there for me through your music and I appreciate that more then you know! You motherf*ckers rock!)

Done laughing yet? So the album is “literally” the story of his life. I bet it’s because he is so EXTREME in in his behavior right? Like he is always going all out and taking it to the limit. I do agree with him though. Hinder’s music is quite depressing, but knowing that they will someday die (probably of a self-induced drug overdose) makes me realize that it’s all going to be OK(Go!).

This young man has goals and ambition too! His hobbies include partying, getting fucked up, and wacking off to photos of Hinder in Blender magazine. Hinder even reminds him of his friends, because (I can only naturally assume) they also enjoy a good fucking up. Yes, the same people doing the same things; getting high, writing crappy music and contracting gonorreah while cheating on your already trashy girlfriend.
If this is truly the case, you need some new friends, dude. But as we all know, douchebags usually travel in packs, so looks like you’re stuck.

And yes, as long as you shell out money for overpriced concert tickets, posters, and other crappy merchandise, Hinder will be there for you “with their music”.

Who’s next?

sp802_Awesome-O_2.jpgHinder is LAME! I am A.W.E.S.O.M.-O


75 Responses to “Lame-ass Hinder fan of the week”

  1. zDom Says:

    Come on, Ken: ya gotta give us something to work with.

    We already discussed in depth the suckiness of Hinder.

    I do find it interesting that you got up at the crack of dawn to post this, however.

    The only other comment I can add for this rant is:

    wtF is that thing on the Hinder fan’s head?? Did his mom crochet him a baseball cap?

  2. Angry Ken Says:

    Really? Is it not doing it for you anymore? I guess they can’t all be winners, although I am pleased with what I’ve done here. I feel like I made a difference today. But if you guys aren’t feeling it, I’ll just have to come up with some new crap to get mad about. But I just really really really hate Hinder and everything related to Hinder.

    And I wish I could get up that early in the morning. I actually just programmed the post to appear at that time.

  3. greg Says:

    im at school when he posted this thing

  4. SCG Says:

    Hell, by 7am I am up and cleaning the house, doing laundry, getting dinner prepped for the evening, balancing the checkbooks all while having my breakfast.

    Have you noticed I’m a morning person? :-)

  5. Angry Ken Says:

    What’s morning?

  6. greg Says:

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  7. dude who hates hinder Says:

    I hate hinder, and i love you. You are fucking hilarious and very insightful. All my friends are like obsessed with lips of an angel, so whenever they mention it i say “you know whats good between the lips of an angel?” and then point to my crotch. I love you. you kick ass.

  8. Angry Ken Says:

    If only “dude that hates hinder” could be replaced with “hot chick that hates Hinder.”

  9. Doctor Vivisect Says:

    >> If only “dude that hates hinder” could be replaced with “hot chick that hates Hinder.”

  10. James Says:

    I found this blog by typing “Nickelback Hinder sucks”. Amazing that I’m not the only one who feels this way. Except the crochet hat dude. He obviously smokes the pole.

  11. Jodi Says:

    blah blah blah
    Hey!hot chic here that f-ing loves Hinder. win some lose some Ken.

  12. Jason Says:

    Please check out my blog where I also take on retarded hinder fans

    http://www.hifistereo.blogspot.com

    and this thread

    http://hinderonline.proboards44.com/index.cgi?board=general&action=display&thread=1165002013&page=1

  13. Jason Says:

    Just like to reiterate that Hinder Sucks.

  14. Shawz Says:

    Honestly, i came across this site as the top result in google for “hinder sucks”. I hate this band so much, and was really hoping that people were raising awareness to how bad this band is, like people are raising awareness to AIDS in south africa.

    Thanks, from the bottom of my heart
    Gregg

  15. Cody Says:

    First off, my comment was going to be basically the same as the one before mine. Yes, I too came across this site by it being the top result on google for “hinder sucks”.

    Thank you so much for creating a place for the discussion of the amazing ability these guys have in creating some of the worst music mankind has ever seen. I couldn’t hate “Lips of an Angel” any more than I do.

    There’s a radio that plays at my work. A radio I have no control over. Whenever I decided to point out the immense crap factor of the song, guess what came on next. I’m the only person there that hates the song, as most people are mindless clones. Now whenever someone points out to me that the song hasn’t played yet, it comes on within the next set. I think there are evil forces at work here. Very evil forces.

    Thanks again,
    -Cody

  16. Kayti Says:

    Thank god I’m not the only one who detests this band. When I am forced to listen to the song while outside my home, I keep hoping the song goes on to talk about how his girlfriend caught him talking to the ex and beats him down with a bat. But alas, apparently it’s not as fun to sing about the ass beating you get for being a skeez. They should be skinned alive with sporks.

  17. Jodi Says:

    Sounds like your soul mate, Ken.

  18. zDom Says:

    LOL Kayti.

  19. Joel Says:

    Thank-you for making this site. I to wrote “hinder sucks”, and there are a few websites dedicated to how much they really suck, and they deserve to die for making such horrible, tasteless, bland, incredibly shitty recycled generic garbage. Rock music my fuckin ass. This is teeny boppin horse shit, and thank God I have control over my radio at work, because everytime the dj’s even mention these fuckers, I yell how much they suck, and there another one fuckin hit wonder. I hope they fail, get the shit kicked out of them and die slowly and very painfully from there injuries. FUCK HINDER.

  20. Joel Says:

    P.S THAT HINDER FAN IS THE BIGGEST HOMO I’VE EVER SEEN

  21. Brett Jackworth Says:

    Hinder is well known, gets laid, makes great music and has has tons of hot female fans. Who is Angry Ken? Let’s see your pic you bitter loser.

  22. Sgt Poon Says:

    Dude, your name is Brett freaking Jackworth?!

    wow

  23. Angry Ken Says:

    Sarge is funny. Jackbutt, I also do the same things hinder does, except I create better music than Hinder by creating no music at all. Silence is golden. Take that advice. And sorry, but I don’t post pics of myself at the request of dudes. But your sister might have some.

  24. Brett Jackworth Says:

    You’re never gonna post your pic because you probably don’t look good. You are NOBODY. Listen me out, NOBODY! Hinder is SOMEBODY. You get a reputation out of talking crap about other bands and being a smartass. Hey chief, there are 1000’s like you. Doesn’t take too much time to do so. But to open up for Aerosmith and be invited by Axl Rose to open up is a big deal. Well, let me hear your music. Hinder may look trendy, but their music is pretty good. What do you bring to the table other than shit talking?

    As for your pic, insult me however much you want, but the bottom line is that you refuse to post your pic yet you have all the balls in the world to comment on other’s pictures. You’re such a man!

  25. Sgt Poon Says:

    I think “Brett” has a crush on the lead singer. He’s taking this waaay too personally.
    And seriously, you’re gonna throw Axl Rose out there? What is this, 1989?
    Oh, and you’re pretty set on putting that “nobody” in his place. If Ken’s such a nobody, why are you wasting so much time on him?
    God, I love this site :)

  26. Angry Ken Says:

    Jackworth is so shallow. It’s all about looks to him. I’ll post my pic only if you promise to rate me on a scale of 1-10. 10 being that you think I am super hot and 1 being that you do not find me as attractive as the guys from Hinder.

  27. Sgt Poon Says:

    you should totally post your “Nati Life”/KIA thug pics :)

  28. Jodi Says:

    I love that my “crappy” band is opening for Aerosmith. They are finally getting the recognition they have earned.

  29. Brett Jackworth Says:

    I’m shallow? Well, I didn’t go on a long rant about how “gay” Hinder looks. I didn’t go so far that I comment on the wardrobe of Hinder fans.

    You are still nobody in my books. Just a shit talker whom you can find millions off on Youtube or myspace.com.

    Thanks for reading.

    Hinder +1
    Angry Ken 0

  30. Sgt Poon Says:

    again, you’re spending a whole hell of a lot of time defending yourself to a nobody…
    If Ken is so irrelevant, why are you here?

  31. Ken Says:

    Sgt. Poon - 16
    Jackworth - 0

    Angry Ken - undefeated

  32. zDom Says:

    I seriously doubt the guys from Aerosmith went out and asked Hinder to open for them.

    More likely is that it was a promoter choice based on availability and a hit single.

    That, and the promotor is probably gay and hoping for a blow job from Hinder’s lead singer out of the deal :)

  33. Kayti Says:

    Dude, it’s got nothing to do with looks. Hinder could look like greek gods but still be rated up there with The Hoff in the big book of Suck.
    *shrugs*

  34. Tim Says:

    Nice site! Landed a spot on my bookmarks. I found it by doing a Google search of “Why does hinder suck?” after hearing someone drive by with that crap blaring. I’m really looking forward to the day when hinder becomes a “has been” band, just like 3 days grace. Just give it some time…a few more months or so.

  35. SuperHotChic Says:

    Hinder Sucks. It’s pretty simple. Love the Site! How bands like this ever get airtime just floors me. When did rock become about learning a few simple arrangements and heading it up with a lead singer that sounds like something’s caught in his throat? The lyrics are juvenile and sound like just another boy band. Oh and Aerosmith didn’t request Hinder, it’s about mixing it up with fresh(waste?)faces. And personally they’ve been in so much skank I’m surprised they can still perform(in more ways than one). Plus don’t they look like prosti-dudes? Just a bunch of fuck-tards riding their magic carpet of crap. Failure is yet to come…

  36. Tyson Says:

    ROFL look at that oaf in that picture…if there ever was dictionary definition of “Hinder fan” that would pic would speak louder than words. Wow, a hollister shirt, a retarded fuckin grin, and shitty taste in music..dont apply to Harvard anytime soon you goofy looking twat. Those are the type of dumb fucks who listen to this shit.

  37. HinderFan4Lyvfe Says:

    U a nobdy who dont make musc at all!!!11 At least hinder got the clap ferm sum grooupie they took turns assfuckingg adn cuming on! UNLIkE YOU! UR 2 UGLY 4 dISESE RIDEN GROUPIES aDN BET YOU NEVER DRUNK URSELF N2 A COMA EITHER! HUH!?!?!?!?!?!??!

  38. Katerina Says:

    You, above ^: Learn english. And then Fuck Off.

    I found this site by googling “how much does hinder suck”.

    They make me want to peel off my skin just so I can use it to stuff my ears and make the pain stop.

    We must put an end to them.

  39. Dick Montana Says:

    I actually won a dinner with hinder…I’m not even joking. And I went and was their largest fan…as far as they knew. I ate their cheese sticks and some of their pizza as they tried looking tough. The pictures and footage will be up soon on my site. If this doesn’t seem funny to you go to dickmontana.com and look at pictures of me then I think you’ll find it funny.

  40. weenfan Says:

    This is hilarious! I found this site by googling “Hinder Sucks” I fucking hate Nickelback, too. (Aren’t they really the same band?) I love that the Lame Ass Hinder Fan of the week is a complete tool. But that’s okay, maybe he’ll go to a frat party and get wasted to the “soundtrack” of his life. What a fucking douche. By the way, I LOVE your site, keep it up!

  41. Randomized Says:

    Yeah you guys are cool I love your site you spend from Nov To April bagging out a band OMG YOU PWN HAVE MY BABBIES YOU AREN’T PATHETIC AT ALL!, that said they may have songs that I don’t personally agree with “Lips on an angel” but perhaps people relate with their other songs? you know you probably don’t give a fuck about anyone or anything. So I don’t expect you to understand to relating to anything in your life, and go ahead make jokes but your the one dedicating a part of your website to this shitty post, your the one who enjoys saying stuff with mainly your supporters around, grow some balls. Or post a reply here I’m sure you can show how hardcore you are and pretend you don’t get off to gay porn while trying to craft hate from jealousy and probably shit from your dad beating you as a kid. Have fun geek your just a cliche band hater in the end fag, go join your crew of kids saying how lame stuff is and HOW you are totally COOL! Killer.

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