Monday, September 18th 2006


I want to spit on Hinder
posted @ 11:12 am in [ Uncategorized ]

Who the hell is Hinder anyway? They must be total badasses right? I mean who wouldn’t be with a song called “Lips of an Angel” which totally sounds like a crappy 80’s power ballad.

You want to attack a band like OK Go!, a group that has more talent in one treadmill than your entire shitty ass disaster you call a band. (If you need more info on what I’m talking about, read this interview http://www.stereogum.com/archives/003347.html )

So I guess if someone does something original then they are not rock and roll and are fairies. Sounds like jealousy to me.

Yeah. Because fairies don’t write whiny songs about angel lips. Real rock and rollers also open for crappy bands like Nickelback and Hoobastank.

HELLO! You’re OPENING for Nickelback and Hoobastank! You have no right to tell anyone what rock and roll is.

Hinder, I’m calling you wannabe badasses out. Your music sucks and I would spit in all (however many people you have in your joke of a band) of your faces. You guys are so unoriginal that you sound like all the other garbage played today. And in an attempt to get more exposure, you go after a group of musicians that actually have talent. Way to go tough guys.

More people know who and what OK Go is/are than have even heard of Hinder. Listen to Hinder’s music and you’ll know why.

THEY F*CKING SUCK!


75 Responses to “I want to spit on Hinder”

  1. Ryan Says:

    That’s my boy. Look at this, Angry Ken is actually ANGRY for a change, not just mildly annoyed.

  2. Ryan Says:

    Oh yea, and fuck Hinder. Where do they get off? Lips of an Angel. There hit song is LIPS OF AN ANGEL. You can’t call yourself a hard rock band with that shit. That’s like being the badass member of the boy band.

  3. zDom Says:

    But… but… they use the “F” word — a LOT!

    That automatically makes them “heavy” doesn’t it?

    :rolleyes:

    (By the way… who in the hell is OK Go!? :) )

    & I agree with Ryan. Nice to see Ken back in raging, ranting form :)

    (”Lips of an Angel”….pfffft….lol…)

  4. Ken Says:

    Go to youtube and search OK GO and watch the video with the treadmills.

  5. Jodi Says:

    OK, this is war. Not only do you attack my fav band but also my second fav band??? OH NO YOU DIDN’T??!!! I’ll be back with my weapons. Just an fyi…

  6. Ken Says:

    What’s the 2nd favorite? Nickelcrap?

  7. zDom Says:

    “Go to youtube and search OK GO and watch the video with the treadmills.”

    Must I? Are there any hot women in the video to drool over?

    I generally prefer to spend my youtube time watching g-string booty dances.

    (my SGC-bootydance-g-string searches always come up with nothing found, though…. sigh.)

  8. Jodi Says:

    LOL You may be gay, Ken. I’m sorry to make you come out of the closet. But that’s why you don’t get the sexual undertones of the music. It something a guy and a girl share. And just because you don’t understand- don’t hate it. Just learn something from it.

  9. Jodi Says:

    Oh and zDom- check out “Crazy Bitch” video from Buckcherry. NICE!

  10. Ken Says:

    I hope the video is good because that song sucks too. I change the station everytime it comes on.

    Oh yeah. I also hate Puddle of Mudd. That singer is a whiny Cobain wannabe bitch.

  11. Jodi Says:

    You don’t like sex do you, Ken?

  12. Ken has no balls Says:

    Personally, I don’t listen to either of these bands. I’ve heard songs from both and like what I hear. You have a right to be dumb though. It’s not an ammendment in the constitution, but I suppose as a citizen of this country, you have that right. I’m sorry you got your feelings hurt because someone said something bad about a band you aspire to be like…original. Originality comes in all shapes and sizes. Do you need to be reminded of who the king of Rock n Roll is? Elvis Presley sang a lot of sappy love songs and look what they call him. If you are going to have an opinion, at least back it up with some intelligence. I notice you hide behind the website. Where’s your face at? Are you that hideous? “Mr. Ken, will you please come out of the closet?”

  13. Ken Says:

    I notice you hide behind that not so clever moniker above, jackass.

    Everyone has a right to their own opinion. I also have the right to tell people their opinions suck. If my feelings were so easily hurt, I doubt I’d have a blog where anyone can say whatever they want, much of which is directed at me.

    The guy from Hinder sits there trying to sound like such a hardass when their big song is a crappy ballad. And I sincerely hope you aren’t even comparing the King to a no talent act like Hinder. They shouldn’t even be mentioned in the same sentence.

    I have no need to hide behind a website. I called the Hinder bitches out. They probably won’t ever see this page, but I’d be more than happy to tell them face to face that they suck.

    Maybe next time use your own name when you leave a comment and take your own advice.

  14. Moniker Lewinsky Says:

    Jodi, you really need to make up your mind:

    Is Ken GAY or does he not like sex?

    “He LOVES the cock” — Jay in “Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back”

    (Sorry about the alias… I just couldn’t resist.

    Sincerely, zDom)

  15. Ryan Says:

    Holy crap, the name Moniker Lewinsky made me quite literally laugh out loud, hats off to you, you punny punny man.

  16. Jodi Says:

    Sorry! I’m a blonde and confuse myself sometimes. I don’t think he likes sex with girls. Same thing, right? So he doesn’t get the music.

  17. Ken Says:

    I think the classy ladies on the corner of Fourth and Vine downtown would beg to differ.

  18. zDom Says:

    Glad I wasn’t the only one who thought that was funny :)

  19. zDom Says:

    Is one of those “classy ladies” named Galaxia, perchance?

    “I’m from a little Bavarian villiage called Lickin Zee Dickin. Care to visit?”

    : D

    ; )

  20. SCG Says:

    I have to share artist Dave Carducci with you guys. He writes his own music and plays multiple instruments. And ladies, he’s pretty damn hot. You can listen to his songs below on his myspace.

    http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=9838540

    zDom: You are becoming quite the big perv. Showing your true colors eh? ;-)

  21. Angry Ken Says:

    Hey, Hinder has a myspace page. And of course they do not accept messages. Think they know that everyone would be telling them how much they suck?

  22. Jodi Says:

    I had decided to just ignore this and not waste my time. But I feel like you are wanting a response. Their myspace page is number 1. And of course they don’t allow comments. They have a lot of fans that would overwhelm them. You know, people who have good taste.

  23. SCG Says:

    Now to get in on the topic at hand. I cannot stand “Lips of an Angel”. It sounds like an 80’s hair band gone awry. I dislike bands like this, Nickleback, and Hoobastank. It is generic rock.

    My preferences are along the lines of Jet, the Used, Incubus, etc. when I want ass-kicking rock-n-roll.

  24. zDom Says:

    Now now, Ken: that was just a quote from Adam Sandler’s “Anger Management.”

    Here is another from that movie (which follows that quote) that is a bit more appropriate for me:

    “Actually, I like to spend most of my time in, uh, Girls Without Wieners-ville. I’m more comfortable there.”

    True colors. Hrmph. : ) Score one zinger for Ken.

  25. zDom Says:

    Whoops that was SGC!

    My bad. Minus one zinger for Ken, add that to SGC’s horde o’ zingers :)

  26. Jodi Says:

    I’m cool with being generic. Since I’m so hot.

  27. zDom Says:

    a) Hoobastank has got to be one of the worst names for a rock band EVER.

    b) What is with Ken slacking? I want daily rage from Angry Ken, not every-other-day wrath or weekly animosity.

    c) Are SGC and Jodi the only hot women around here? Or are there more?

    That’s one high-maintence type-A hottie and one generic hottie, respectively. I thought there was at least one more.

  28. Sgt Poon Says:

    Do we have any proof that they’re hot?
    They could be 40 year old men for all we know…

  29. SCG Says:

    Since I know a few of you chumps on here personally, I am sure you can attest to my level of attractiveness. I’m no Giselle Bundchen but I’ve seen worse. :-p

    As for being generic and being cool with it because you’re hot, how stupid was that remark? I love that I’m the whole package and not just something you can find anywhere. Generic I am not…One of a kind I am. :-)

  30. zDom Says:

    Nope. No proof at all. I think we ought to have picture day.

    Better yet,

    Ken’s Angry Gallery of Hot Poster Women!

    Not that pictures really prove anything. Maybe,

    Ken’s Webcams of Hot Poster Women?

  31. SCG Says:

    Ha. Well, with creativity you can find pics of virtually anyone on the web, you just need to know where to look.

    As a matter of fact, I know where there is a plethora of Ken pics.

  32. zDom Says:

    While I would rather see SGC and Jodi pics, Ken pics should be amusing.

    Post the link! :) (any of Ken and Galaxia together?)

  33. Angry Ken Says:

    Maybe we can do an Angry photo of the week with me just beating the crap out of something with a blunt object.

  34. SCG Says:

    Even cameras piss Ken off…

    http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=113000134&size=m&context=set-72057594095101467

  35. Jodi Says:

    It was a funny comment. but I like stupid too.

  36. Angry Ken Says:

    Thanks alot SCG. Way to blow my secret identity.

  37. zDom Says:

    Hmmm I always pictured him as older…

    and a bit yellower. Jaundiced even.

  38. SCG Says:

    Ha! Quite the contrary, Ken is quite young and behaves even younger. ;-)

    Gotta love flickr.com!

  39. Sgt Poon Says:

    None of you fetus’s need to be calling people “quite young”

    Sincerely,
    Old Man Poon

  40. SCG Says:

    Oh pulleeze, you aren’t even 30 yourself “old Man Poon”.

  41. Ryan Says:

    Wow, I’m so happy that MY Flickr account was just posted online.

  42. Scott Says:

    I wonder why Ken hasn’t been angry the past couple days??????

  43. Sgt Poon Says:

    He’s saving his rage for the Steelers

  44. Jamie Says:

    Hey,

    I have to agree, Hinder pretty much suck ass and Lips of an Angel is one of the most gay sounding songs being played on the radio today. I’m glad I found some people who agree. In my job I listen to the radio pretty much most of the day and I can’t believe radio stations take that song and band seriously. So yeah Ken you’re right that band Hinder sucks shit but don’t worry they will be faded out in the music business fairly quickly due to their unoriginality and stupid lyrics.

  45. whitney Says:

    THANK YOU!! I rest my case.. hinder sucks balls

  46. Doctor Vivisect Says:

    I’ve never heard OK Go!, frankly don’t know anything about them other than what you’ve posted here, but I could care less: even if Hinder was FAWNING over my favorite bands…they are still terrible. Not as terrible as Thoery of a Crapband, but really, really close.

  47. Doctor Vivisect Says:

    That’s “Theory” not “Thoery”…ah, you get the idea.

  48. Ann Says:

    Thank goodness I rarely go on these kinds of sites. I dont think that half of the people here have even listented to the Hinder album in its entirety. Instead, we are really quick to post comments and ignorant bullshit thoughts on music, arent’t. Face it - Hinder’s a good fucking band with good music. Fuck all others.

  49. Hinder Likes Cock Says:

    Hinder is total shit. I hear that god damn fruity-ass song of theirs at the caf and at the gym twenty times a day it seems. They all need to be castrated. And LMFAO @ their opening for Nickelcrap and Hoobastank. I figured as much.

  50. Anti-hinder Says:

    I am tired of this lame group. They pull in the chicks with lips of an agel. They dont have more then 2 recognizable songs. At a concert they had the nerve to tell the women to gerab their breasts and jump up and down to their song. They had giant inflatible dildos and male strippers. People should respect women and these guys dont. I am for real rock. Our group is at myspace.com. We are anti-hinder and we plan out want hinder to disband.

  51. Hinder is actually good... Says:

    Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but I think the way alot of you guys attack Hinder is really pretty funny. You are so angry that they made a couple of songs that have great hooks and sell records??? That would apply to Nickleback, too… they are good at writing songs… obviously, they are rich because of it.

    There is music out there that is so much worse… like OK Go. I can’t believe you defend a band like OK Go as you talk about how offensive Hinder is… it just doesn’t make sense.

  52. Angry Ken Says:

    No, it makes perfect sense. You know why? Because Hinder f*cking sucks!

    The do NOT write good songs.

  53. Brandon Says:

    Ken I whole heartedly agree with you about Hinder. Whenever I hear “Lips Of An Angel,” I want to find the nearest bridge to jump off of. I truly think they are the worst band I’ve ever heard.

  54. Hinder fans suck Says:

    Idiots, he’s not gay. I’m 100% sure not one of you has ever “had sex with girls”. You just sit in your room, stroking your penis to the Extreme Behavior cover, crying.

  55. ken is an asshole Says:

    fuck all u people. Hinder is fuckin ggod. Ken’s just fuckin insecured. I’ll bet my ass u can’t sing for shit. Stupid motherfucka

  56. Sgt Poon Says:

    “insecured”????
    Where’d you learn English? South Central?

  57. Tim Says:

    I am not sure if anybiody realizes this, and this does get out to the masses, but HINDER did notw rite LIPS OF AN ANGEL. WHile I was listening to Yahoo Launchcast one morning, the same song and lyrics of LIPS OF AN ANGEL came on being sung slow and by some guy who sounds like he’s in his 40’s. HINDER did not write the song, they’re lying. The song I heard was the same melody, lyrics and it sounded like a songf rom the 60’s or early 70’s. I hope somebody digs deep and finds the name of this artist, because I didn’t write it down, sorry. If I hear it again, I will be sure to reveal it to the masses. Later
    Tim

  58. Tim Says:

    LIPS OF AN ANGEL is a country song by Jack Ingram. Here is the link to the lyrics. The lyrics are the same. This is the song I heard on Yahoo Launchcast. HINDER did notw rite the song as they claim…what liars!!!!
    http://www.onlylyrics.com/song.php?id=1004041

    Tim

  59. Angry Ken Says:

    Excellent work,Tim! I will be sure to get to the bottom of this. Hinder will be exposed soon enough!

  60. Andy Says:

    Hinder sucks balls. No, sexual undertones do not equal badass, or good in any way, shape or form. It means the lead singer is nothing but a pussy-ass cock swindeling asspirate who loves to shop for purses, and secretly applies makeup to his face when nobody’s around to see.

    Goddamn queers and their leather fetishes.

  61. Bateman Says:

    You know who else spits on Hinder?

    Satan.

    He spits on their spinchters (for satanic lube purposes) prior to giving them daily, contractual ass-fuckings.

  62. the biggest fan evr Says:

    you no what you fuckin suck not hinder they work 100 times more than you and you always have to give them shit i mean i went to a concert it was a hinder one it had 3 bands i total and guess who were the stars Hinder not the other two you suck nuts thats all i have to say…. i hate you and just to lets you no the only reason you hate hinder is because you like that gay band ok go and thats not even in the same category of music its that gay pop crap and you dant even no what your talking about kiss my ass you nut sucker

  63. Sgt Poon Says:

    Aahhh, to grow up in a world without punctuation. How nice.

  64. CPBIV Says:

    “that gay pop crap”

    Take the instruments away from Hinder, give them earpiece mics, what’ve ya got?

    New Kids On The Block

    ’nuff said.

  65. Kayti Says:

    *snorts* Gotta love the products of our public school system huh? I know someone who is just BEGGING for a thesaurus for Christmas this year. There have got to be better insults than nut sucker.

  66. penis Says:

    hinder is for those who like sex

    but with men

    hinder can suck on my arsehole
    nickelback is first in line though, although i will prob crap on their faces when theire done

  67. Jessie Says:

    Hi,

    Jack Ingram did not write that song. He covered it.

    Just wanted to let you know.

    As far as my research has taken me, it is in fact written by Hinder.

    So they aren’t plagiarists, just unoriginal hacks.

  68. infringer Says:

    oh he he he

    This website is full of trolls.

    Trolls with no musical appreciation at all.

    How can you call yourself a rock and roll fan and then make fun of every 80’s power ballad?

    Without the ballads and music of the 80s you would not have the bands that you do today …

    The 80’s was a great musical period where people pushed the envolope and made musical content freedom of speech…

    A lot would not be able to be said hadnt it been for the 80’s.

    Sit back put on you’re cowboy hat and sit in the front seats at a rodeo buckaroo’s then you will know the true meaning of shit slinging besides to me you all sound like yeehaw hillbilly country listeners to me!

  69. Ken Says:

    Who was making fun of the 80’s? Not I. 80’s rock, even most power ballads, kick mucho ass. Hinder, however, does not kick ass. They in fact bring shame to all forms of music, as is well documented by myself.

  70. Puzzy Says:

    LOL AT HINDER

    IF U HATE EM N ARE A MACHO, THEN ADD THIS FOOLIO’S MYSPACE

    http://www.myspace.com/pussimann

    LOL

  71. Crystal Says:

    Ok, I am hearing an awful lot of people trying to defend Hinder. Lets start with the most intellegant comment here. The song lips of an angel has nothing to do with what happens between a couple. Unless ur a dumb whore that cheats on ur boyfriend or the other way around. The first time I heard Hinder I wanted to chew broken glass while stabbing my eyeballs out with a rusty ice pick. Get the fuck over it people, Hinder sucks cock(and they love it). I hope they all die,only to stop the music they are making. That won’t happen though, no matter how shitty a band is, there will always be some jackass that worships the ground their fake asses stand on. DIE HINDER, PAINFULLY

  72. Jimothy Timberland Says:

    Hinder totally sucks penis hairs. They fuck dick.

  73. 12yr old fan Says:

    HINDER ROCKS!I DONT KNOW WHAT CRACK SMOKERS YOU GUYS ARE BUT AUSTIN WINKLER THE LEAD SINGER OF HINDER IS NOT ONLY A GOOD SINGER BUT HES REALLLLLLLY HOT!!!!!SO SCREW ALL YOU PEOPLE WHO DONT LIKE HINDER!IF YOU HAVENT SEEN A PIC OF HINDER THEN YOU SHOULD LOOK FOR PICS OF HINDER SOMETIME AND THEN COME BACK AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT HIM!!!!!!

  74. 12yr old fan Says:

    tim ur wrong they didnt lie bout writin that song they never said that they did write it so screw off and yes some country band wrote it but it sounds sooooooooo much better wen hinder sings it especially since austin winkler is HOT!!!!!! and ken every1 is rite bout u, u do need 2 come out of the closet!!!!!!!

  75. SPLEEN415 Says:

    I THINK HINDER SUCKS THE LEAD SINGER IS A STEVE TYLER WANNA BE GET A NEW ACT DUDE DAMN……..

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