A couple months ago I put a profile up on HotorNot.com, one of those stupid “dating” websites. I thought “what the hell.” If anything maybe I could meet some chicks. So far, nothing has really worked out from it, perhaps because I am not so much HOT as I am NOT.
So now, I am going to see what happens when I change things a little bit. Instead of the regular blurb I have on my profile, I will make it appear as if I am kind of a big deal and am loaded with money. I have a feeling I will get a few more looks with this. And if not, I’ll know that I am just an ugly bastard. I will keep you posted on how things turn out.
June 20th, 2006 at 1:14 pm
I don’t know why you waste your time with this. We all could have told you that you’re an ugly bastard in about 2 seconds.
June 20th, 2006 at 1:40 pm
You already have told me this. Now I’m gonna prove that as long as you are rich, you can be an ugly bastard and still get women.
June 20th, 2006 at 2:37 pm
While I am sure some women are merely attracted to money, most of us aren’t.
I will take a guess and say that even if you were rich, you’d have a difficult time with the ladies because of your social handicap.
June 20th, 2006 at 3:45 pm
That may be true, but they don’t know that until after they meet me. I’m just trying to see if saying that I am rich will get more emails sent to me.
June 20th, 2006 at 11:11 pm
What a hypocrite! When I mentioned being curvy and big bosomed, all you men swarmed me.
Heaven forbid a woman be guilty of the same thing, just about money instead of fat lumps with nipples.
June 21st, 2006 at 9:53 am
I’m just trying to prove a point. Rich guys don’t have a problem getting women.
June 21st, 2006 at 11:08 am
Neither do attractive, charismatic guys.
June 21st, 2006 at 11:45 am
That’s not true. I am both of those things. Except for the part about being attractive and charismatic.
June 24th, 2006 at 9:50 am
Any luck with your experiment yet? I take your silence as a no.
July 12th, 2006 at 2:02 pm
Ken be careful. I posted a blurb there and all the women who responded were 40 + year olds with bleached out hair in pigtails. Yep, you guess it; they all worked at Hooters.
July 12th, 2006 at 4:50 pm
I never got how masacist you have to be to put yourself up for judgement like that. Anyone who goes there is going to be into superficial things like wealth, flesh, and sex appeal. Even charm doesn’t matter.
But, that being said, I’m sure an inflated annual income wouldn’t hurt in getting a few emails
July 12th, 2006 at 4:55 pm
Those stupid broads that put up their ads on those dating things are all gold diggers. They are just trolling for some moron with money that they think they can ‘run’. If you sound like you have two brain cells to rub together, they ignore you.
July 12th, 2006 at 4:56 pm
Those stupid broads that put up their ads on those dating things are all gold diggers. They are just trolling for some moron with money that they think they can ‘run’. If you sound like you have two brain cells to rub together, they ignore you.
Of course, in your case, it probably has more to do with your lack of social skills, you maroon.
Signed,
The Angry Reader.
July 12th, 2006 at 4:58 pm
Those stupid broads… er, wait. What was I saying?
Shit.. pass me another 420, Ernie.
Signed,
The Angry Reader.
July 12th, 2006 at 6:24 pm
all i got to do is pull out my big Dank and its over i got like every girl within a mile radius all over me
July 13th, 2006 at 12:54 pm
There was an interesting study (sorry I can’t be more specific… I forgot where I saw it).
It said the more money women have, the more selective they are about looks in the men they choose. : )
July 13th, 2006 at 1:55 pm
Did the same study point out that the more money their spouse has that they are even more selective in the men they choose?
HA!
July 13th, 2006 at 9:48 pm
Cracking me up again RR!