Howard Stern sucks. The only person that bitches more than him is me. But I’m not rich so I’m allowed to. I don’t know why David Letterman is always having him on his show, but then again, Letterman has never been funny. At least not to me.
I used to listen to Stern on the radio during my commutes to school. It was somewhat entertaining. Enough to get me through the half hour drive to campus. But after Stern was sanctioned or fined or whatever it was, all he did from that point forth was bitch and moan about how he was being denied his rights to free speech and all this crap. It eventually got old listening to Stern constantly whine about getting out to go to satellite radio. Cry me a fucking river. I quickly stopped listening.
Never have I heard someone with so much fame and money complain so much. Somebody should whack him in the knees with a baseball bat to accompany his many previous hits with the ugly stick. This is one guy who can actually make you dumber just by listening to him. What a jagoff. Howard Stern sucks.









May 30th, 2006 at 2:09 pm
FUCK YOU BITCH! HOWARD IS THE BEST FUCKING ENTERTAINER EVER!!!! DONT FUCK WITH THE KING YOU COCKSUCKER MOTHER FUCKER. I OUTH TO BEAT YOU SILLY, TALKING THAT WAY ABOUT STERN YOU FUCKIN COWARD ASS MOMAS BOY!!! WHO ARE YOU TO SAY HOWARD STERN SUCKS? WHAT DO U DO THATS SO DAMN SPECIAL, HUH.
May 30th, 2006 at 2:43 pm
wow… Why am I not surprised that a Stern fan is a foulmouthed idiot…
June 1st, 2006 at 10:49 am
I guess if you like fart jokes, throwing slices of balogna at a 40 yr old stripper’s ass, and listening to a multi-millionaire complain about how hard his life is, then Howard Stern probably is the best entertainer ever. Those of us with more than one brain cell happen to lean toward other forms of entertainment.
August 5th, 2006 at 10:12 pm
The writer above hit the nail on the head. Stern totally sucks and what embecile would even listen to his negative ranting show and ACTUALLY PAY FOR IT on satellite radio has to get their head checked. Here’s a man almost pushing 60 still doing the same tired lesbian and fart jokes and thinks he’s being creative. If you’ve heard it once, you’ve heard it a million times.
Really - What real gen X’er would even listen to this old fart (no pun intended)? If the South Park gang would even think of starting their own radio show, they would kick this old geezers ass clear to China!
August 27th, 2006 at 9:27 am
Howard is a hack that couldn’t adapt.
September 26th, 2006 at 11:29 pm
Howard should just give it up and call it a career already. He was funny ten years ago now it’s just stale. His whole show when he was on K-Rock was just him pissing and moaning about George Bush is an asshole. Yeah yeah Howard we get it already. He also spent hours on end talking about how Clearchannel raped him and how great Infinity was for putting him back on the air.
Then he goes abandons them for Sirius then is suprised when they turn around and sue him for breach of contract and now his whole show is him whining about how bad Inifinty is. Geez what a hypocrite.
October 21st, 2006 at 11:14 pm
wow, sounds like howard needs a ppo from Ken, Ken you are the loser your mom said you were move out of her basement stop lisening to howard and get a job,, you kiss ass ,Howard want to be,, Howard is a over price media junkie who cant control his life and is serounded by as licking no talent lackies, be real howard is a loser like you but with money,,
December 1st, 2006 at 6:15 pm
Howard still sucks now and for ever
December 27th, 2006 at 2:56 am
Howard is the worlds biggest Tool. He thinks people are going to pay for his radio show or “Howard TV” in the information age.
You can download anything on the Net for free and he wants you to pay to listen or see some dumb twat on a vibrator. What year does he think it is, 1975? Old tired has been.
He’s been doing the same thing for 20 years now. The buzz over his show is long gone. It’s over Johnny, It’s over!
January 7th, 2007 at 9:32 pm
Stern is a fucking fag!
January 10th, 2007 at 9:21 pm
owie is way gay and a super slooper too
January 13th, 2007 at 3:35 pm
everyone here who is defending howard is a huge douche bag. Stern is a queer with no life so he has to talk about lame ass stuff on his show.
January 27th, 2007 at 4:58 pm
I agree… I think that Howard Stern has made his listners dumber than what they were before they started listening. How is it that a person that doesn’t live with an ounce of dignity, honor or morality make hundreds of millions in todays society?
Im not here trying to preach but we really need to re-think everything - our youth is going to grow into the biggest bunch of losers out there. What do our kids do all day but eat, shit and breath video games, Myspace and sex.
What happened to us…
January 31st, 2007 at 6:15 pm
I can only imaginw the first week of shows on satellite.
“Hey Robin…fuck (giggle giggle), shit, cock, pussy, fuck fuck fuck fuck! (chortle chortle tee hee”
A 50-something who takes so much pleasure in broadcasting male flatulence and men farting to songs. Hmmmm…what’s he hiding?
I admit I listened too him off and on for about a year back in the 80’s, then a few times in 2004. Wow, what a fucking bore.
I’m a Firesign Theater fan. Now they were ahead of their time.
His daughters must be so embarrassed. They’re probably hoping for his early demise so they can collect. That’s all he’s been good for to them.
I don’t hear anything of Howard in the media these days. It won’t be long before it hits the wall.
February 18th, 2007 at 3:22 am
It is pretty obvious that most of the negative comments above are from non-listeners. I am a proud subscriber of Sirius and a life long Stern fan. Many outsiders obviously view his show as an immature, low brow comedy act. What is not so obvious to the feebleminded is his true entertainment value. He is the most copied, most highly paid and the most listened to DJ ever. That is not just luck.
Some above say that nobody will pay for him. They need to check the numbers. They areally speak for themselves. Hardly anyone had heard of Sirius 2 years ago. Now it has basically overtaken XM. No coincidence. Stern has truly changed - he has mellowed out, is less angry and insulting and allows others to talk more and contribute on his show.
What entertainment medium do the haters above enjoy? South Park? Sure, that is a funny show, but do you truly think they are far deeper and more creative?
Good luck to all and get a life!!
February 18th, 2007 at 3:44 am
You really think Stern is on the same creative level as Matt Stone and Trey Parker? I would love to have half the creative ability of the South Park guys. Stern is copied so much because it doesn’t take a large amount of talent to do what he does.
To answer your question: Yes. I truly believe South Park is far deeper and more creative than a majority of entertainment.
February 21st, 2007 at 8:16 am
Howard Stern SUCKS!!!!!
Where did ALL his loyal listeners go when he swithched to the little doggie company?
Certainly not listening Sirius. Lets look at the facts. Sirius has half the subscribers that XM has, so the gamble Sirius took bringing Howard on in turn, to sign up all is listeners, FAILED!
Plus their technology is not up to par with XM.
Want some more numbers, Sirius stock has always sold for less then XM. Right now Sirius sells for 4 times LESS than XM.
Here is a question; Why isn’t Howard broadcasting on satellite AND terestrial radio?
Because he sucks, no one wants to hear him anymore.
And if you are wondering, yes I use to be a fan of his however, that was back in the late 80’s and early 90’s when he was funny. No he is just a bitchy, out of touch old man…
March 3rd, 2007 at 1:27 pm
i agree fuck him and his “humorous antics”
howard stern will unfortunately always be there because there are too many stupid people who listen to crap that he says and supports.
March 3rd, 2007 at 6:04 pm
you guys are being pretty mean…

I mean, come on, give the guy a break! He just lost his girlfriend and is in the middle of a huge custody battle…
March 7th, 2007 at 10:02 pm
I’m pretty sure this wasn’t a college ‘campass’ you were commuting too. Stern is mediocre but you’re a tool w/out question.
March 7th, 2007 at 11:19 pm
“Too?” Douchebag.
March 29th, 2007 at 3:23 am
i invented eveything robin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! who who
fuck this asshole roman give this dickweed aids
fruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunkis
March 29th, 2007 at 7:12 am
O & A PARTY ROCK!!!!!!
March 29th, 2007 at 2:37 pm
“Baba booie” Can you believe it,”baba booie”? You kids don’t KNOW what funny is. Now that Rob Bartlett on ‘Imus in the Morning’……uh…… Yeah, that sucks, too. But wait! What about John Belushi doing that ‘Samuri Warrior” stuff on the original SNL? Ummm,oh,forget about it-that sucked,too.
Anybody like Jeff Foxworthy?
April 6th, 2007 at 6:37 am
HOWARD SUCKS ASS HIS SHOW IS THE SAMETHING EVERYDAY IT WAS FUNNY FOR ABOUT 2 SECONDS HOW MANY TIMES CAN YOU LAUGH AT A RETARD ASKING THE SAME SHIT TO PEOPLE OR ASK A SIMPLE MINDED SLUT TO SHOW YOU HER TITS AND HIS LITTLE SIDE SHOW PUPPET (robin) WHO JUST SITS AND AGREES WITH HIM ABOUT EVERYTHING FUCK HOWARD AND EVERYBODY WHO LOOKS LIKE HIM AND ANYONE DUMB ENOUGH TO LIKE HE DUMB ASS STERN FANS = RETARDS