My job may suck, but at least I occasionally come across funny stuff like this:
YOUR SECURITY GUARDS ARE INAPPROPIATE. THEY ARE NOT PROPERLY UNIFORMED AND ARE NOT WELL-MANNARED. MANY OF THEM ARE WISE MOUTHS, AND MAY HAVE NOT HAD MUCH EXPERIENCE. SUGGESTION: PLEASE FIRE TWO FEMALES WHO HAVE SHORT BLACK HAIR AND THE OTHER WHO HAS BLOND HAIR. THEY DID NOT SHOW THE PROPER MANNERS OF A GUARD. THIS POSITION MUST BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY AND NOT TAKEN AS LET’S ACCUSE INNOCENTS. THANK YOU
She’ll be happy to know that they randomly fired two girls with black hair and a blonde. They’ll never hassle her again…idiot.
Here’s a tip: Don’t steal shit and security guards will leave you alone.









September 7th, 2006 at 11:46 am
more retail wisdom from an ass without a career.
Retail Boi………….
May 24th, 2007 at 1:00 pm
Suc my dic fucker!!!!!