If you aren’t sick of hearing about Jerome Bettis yet, you most likely will be by the time Sunday’s game actually starts. And that will only be the beginning. I don’t really have anything against Bettis other than the fact that he is a Steeler, but I am really tired of hearing about him. So instead of ranting about it, I decided to have fun with it, and hopefully you can too. I give you the Jerome Bettis Super Bowl Drinking game…
Rules: 5 sips = 1 beer
If the opening promo for the game mentions Jerome Bettis by name or shows his face, yell out “it begins!” and take 1 sip.
Every time the announcers mention Bettis or anytime he is on camera before the kickoff, yell out “superstar” and take a sip.
Anytime they show a Pittsburgh player talking about how they want to win the game for Bettis, yell out “aaw how sweet” and take a sip.
If you aren’t already hammered by kickoff, everytime they zoom in on Bettis when he’s on the sideline take a sip.
Everytime they zoom in on Bettis on the field after a play,yell out “spotlight” and take a sip. Take 2 if Bettis carried the ball on the play and they zoom in.
Everytime the announcers mention that Bettis has never been to, played in, won the Super Bowl, etc., yell out “what the hell took so long?” and take a sip.
Everytime Bettis’ parents are shown in the stands, yell out ’son of a bitch!” and take a sip.
If Bettis rushes and is stopped at or behind the line of scrimmage, yell out “bus stop!” and take a sip.
If (god forbid) Bettis scores a touchdown, yell out any curse and chug the rest of your beer, because all of the above are likely to follow.
You oughta be drunk by the end of the first quarter if you follow the rules, so make sure you have lots of beer on hand.
February 2nd, 2006 at 10:07 pm
I think I’m gonna have to call off work on Monday if we play this…………..I’m in!
February 3rd, 2006 at 4:21 am
Jerome Bettis Drinking Game
Only two days to go before we hit Sunday, thank God! If you’re in the mood for a bit of fun during the Superbowl, why not grab a few friends and try out the Jerome Bettis Drinking Game courtesy of Angry Ken (not me I might add). With all the hyp…
February 3rd, 2006 at 9:41 am
The superbowl is stupid, like drinking games are stupid. Maybe you guys need jobs.
February 3rd, 2006 at 11:24 am
I wonder if we just ignore the dipshit nemesis he’ll eventually go away… It’s worth a try!
February 4th, 2006 at 9:48 am
i like the game and i also agree with you that i am getting sick of the whole homecoming story it was fine for a week but now it is just annoying
February 4th, 2006 at 3:40 pm
I am at a huge disadvantage because I live near Detroit, so everything is “the bus is coming home.” It is really starting to wear at my patience. I am heading downtown to Detroit in an hour and am dreading all the dipshits I am going to encounter.
February 4th, 2006 at 6:25 pm
One for the motherfuckin’ thumb. Dwelling on the Steelers is good for you. Just let your hatred stew inside of you and lose another year of life every time the Steelers beat the Bungholes. THE BUS IS HOME AND I LOVE IT!!!!
February 6th, 2006 at 2:50 am
I saw a very similar game on another site. Get original ken…. you “Stealer”
February 6th, 2006 at 9:40 am
I’m sure there are variations on the game, but I haven’t seen them. So shove it up your ass.
February 6th, 2007 at 10:04 am
What a great game!! I hate that fat piece of shit!!! The ONLY reason they won a superbowl was so his heffer ass could retire and now his butt buddy is gone to….Bill :~)