Astronaut John Glenn once owned several thousand shares of stock in Keebler brand cookies. He loved the cookies so much that he proposed they create a special type of Keebler elf cookie that could be eaten in space. The Keebler company declined Glenn’s request, saying that the product would never sell. John Glenn became so enraged by their refusal to make the space cookies that he immediately sold his entire stock, and went into the forest to chop down every tree he thought contained the ficticious, cookie making elves.
Thursday, February 9th 2006
Moon Cookies: Your Daily Made Up Fact
posted @ 1:09 pm in [ Daily Made Up Fact ]
February 9th, 2006 at 1:24 pm
How the hell do you think some of this stuff up Ken? I am totally intrigued by your thought process.
February 9th, 2006 at 2:02 pm
I’ll second that, Ken is a certifiable retarded genius.
February 10th, 2006 at 4:35 pm
whore
February 11th, 2006 at 3:49 pm
Should I be offended that some pathetic loser on a blog called me a whore? Uhm…no. Anyways, I bet steelerfan is a middle-aged, fat-ass virgin. Don’t worry, I am sure someone out there really thinks that’s attractive.
February 17th, 2006 at 6:11 pm
So, steelerfan comes in here, calls me a whore, then runs away like a little puss. Figures.
For anyone else out there who would like to use derogatory female terms against me…at least stick around long enough to take my retaliation. I hate cowards.
July 13th, 2006 at 2:53 pm
Well what do you expect from John Glenn. He’s an actor from Hollywood. You know that the entire landing / walking on the moon was shot in a below ground water tank, on a film lot,…right?
Anyways, I had read about JG cutting down trees. What a right wing nut.