Speaking of people who don’t need to be talented or intelligent to be rich, I’d like to take the time now to discuss just how much Kid Rock absolutely sucks. There’s so much to make fun of with this guy that I don’t even know where to begin. Maybe I should just go down the list of why I hate this guy.
Not bathing/washing your hair and looking like a complete trailor trash slob is not cool. Not even for trailor trash slobs. For the love of god, you’re a milionaire. You can afford some shampoo.
Thinking that your buff when you’re not makes look look like a complete moron too. It might give a thrill to some drugged up 17 yr old mother of 3 to see Kid Rock with his shirt off, but I, nor anyone else, wants to see that. (Obviously I don’t want to see Kid Rock in any capacity, but I digress.) Before getting on stage, could you be so kind to put back on your stained and yellowed Sammy Hager t shirt as you roll off of that 17 year old stripper who is lying amongst empty whiskey bottles and dirty needles?
Worst of all, Kid Rock has absolutely no talent. He can play a guitar, but the world is filled with people who can do that. He can’t sing or rap. I saw him on Jimmy Kimmel a couple weeks ago and I couldn’t stop laughing. Here’s a Kid Rock esque song I wrote just now:
“I’m the king of swing, I wear a ring, I’m a big ol’ pimp, when I’m eatin shrimp. I’ll kick your butt, even in a rut, I make the songs, that make me strong. I won’t twirl around like a ballerina (actual Kid Rock lyric) but I’ll shine you up like toilet cleana. I’m Kid Rock, and I’m a pimp. My name’s Kid Rock and I like to kick…”
That’s basically what he does, and stupid hicks pay money for this crap.
Kid Rock is a piece of trailor trash. The sooner he dies, the better. Enjoy Hepatitis you talentless fuckhead.
February 8th, 2006 at 9:24 pm
Up until a week ago I would have agreed with you that Kid Rock is a talentless piece of trailor trash. However, upon seeing him in concert this past weekend I now realize he is a talented piece of trailor trash.
Now let me ask you Ken, what kind of music DO you find acceptable? Just curious…
February 8th, 2006 at 9:28 pm
Up until a week ago I would have agreed with you that Kid Rock is a talentless piece of trailor trash. However, upon seeing him in concert this past weekend I now realize he is a talented piece of trailor trash.
I am not a stupid hick yet I paid to see him in concert. Don’t be bitter because your broke ass cannot afford it.
February 8th, 2006 at 9:30 pm
Whoops…technical difficulties
February 9th, 2006 at 10:45 am
I saw 3 new comments and got excited that I had riled up trailor park nation. Damn you and your technological ineptitude. Anyway, I’m not even sure what music I like anymore. There are only about 3 or 4 modern artists that I listen to.
February 9th, 2006 at 12:37 pm
Yeah, I had a jackass moment. Sue me. And if you haven’t noticed, it’s difficult to get anyone on this blog excited about anything other than sports. So good luck trying!
February 9th, 2006 at 1:13 pm
Yeah I know. Or they at least don’t leave comments. I still have basketball and baseball to work with. Although the Steelers don’t play either of those so I will have to really get cracking.
February 9th, 2006 at 2:46 pm
Kid Rock is a Steelers fan.
February 9th, 2006 at 3:50 pm
Kid rock is freaking awesome. I’m sure you like some pussy assed music, Ken. Go ahead, tell us what you like so we can humiliate you!
February 9th, 2006 at 4:42 pm
Nice try “Douglass”, but your cover has been blown.
February 9th, 2006 at 8:32 pm
This is a little off-topic, but today at work I survived a MASS layoff. I am sitting here feeling a little freaked out right now. 1/3 of the staff was let go and I seriously don’t know how I wasn’t one of them.
I just feel so devasted for many of my co-workers who lost their jobs when they have families to support. I feel guilty that I am still there and they aren’t…