Thanks Beantown for the movie review.
So, Miami Vice… Unlike everyone’s low expectations for the movie it actually delivered. Despite the loud f*ck sitting behind me talking as loudly as possible, chewing like a cow, and laughing at all the wrong parts, I enjoyed the movie. To start, after the opening you know the MGM or whateva screen, the movie gets right into it. No credits, no actor names, directors, none of dat. At this point I was excited. I have to say the best part, were the action scenes. Now I love action flicks, but i have yet to see a movie where as someone is getting shot, it’s so explicit that you feel the pain. Micheal Mann spared no one with that. The love scenes yeah…I got horny, I’m sorry but DAMN!! All in all, the action was great, the story line worked perfectly well, Colin’s moustache was horrible, Jaime Fox was smoldering, that asian lady was very sexy. Man I cant get this one scene out of my head where (about to ruin it for you) Jamie Fox was so upset at this dude for kidnapping his girl, he kicked his ass to the ground and as the guy was crawling to safety(away from Jamie) he looks at him feeling sorry for him then just puts one right in his head! Man that was brutal! Sorry for ruining that scene but…you know. I’d recommend it, just dont stuff your stomach to much u might gag at some shooting scenes.
Angry Ken says: I still think it’s gonna suck without pastel suits.
July 29th, 2006 at 4:31 pm
maybe they can get some pastel suits from your pathetic little boutique, retail boy. Gawd, it even sounds effeminate.
July 30th, 2006 at 9:47 am
Wow! Now you’re stereotyping every male who works in retail by saying it makes them unmanly?!
Your comments are trite and commonplace. Have you no originality to come up with anything more than baseless taunts towards Ken?
July 30th, 2006 at 10:51 am
sure, you were offended by the bottomfeeder comment so you are obviously one to.
Or some entitlement minded twit who believes everyone should be nice, thats so cute.
hows this twit? Miami vice will suck because the original show sucked. If it sucked then it sucks now.
If Kenny retail Boy doesnt like being called retail boy then he shouldnt post about it. Does his boss read this, I wonder?
July 30th, 2006 at 11:09 am
I don’t think everyone should be nice. There is a need for assholes like you. It just makes the rest of us look even better.
July 30th, 2006 at 2:07 pm
Nemesis,
SHUT THE F**K UP!!!
July 30th, 2006 at 4:34 pm
nemesissy, you weren’t even born yet when Miami Vice was on tv.
And right on, Greg.
July 30th, 2006 at 4:53 pm
retail boy, I own your site, you know I do. We’ll speak next time you post something.
Greg: make me…………….
July 30th, 2006 at 8:19 pm
You’re pathetic. You do realize that I have the ability to delete all and any comments you try to leave, and you’re very close to that happening. Perhaps I’ll let the readers vote on it.
July 30th, 2006 at 10:16 pm
I know you can, but it doesnt change the bottomfeeding truth, and nemesis will merely morph.
July 30th, 2006 at 10:19 pm
I’d also just like to add, that selling retail makes you weak and small in the eys of others.
You’re a walmart greeter aintch ya?
July 30th, 2006 at 10:26 pm
having said all that, I’ll take a bow for the night.
July 31st, 2006 at 9:44 am
From now on, all comments not related to the respective post will be removed.
People can insult me all they want, but it has to have something to do with the post.
July 31st, 2006 at 9:47 am
On the related topic of the actual post, I cannot believe this crappy movie got decent reviews by most critics. What the hell were they smoking?
July 31st, 2006 at 9:52 am
I haven’t seen it, and probably won’t, but I think people are getting too hung up on the title. It might be a decent action flick if you don’t expect Don Johnson in pastel suits… Expect it to be a modern day cop/action movie, nothing more, and it might be okay…
From what I’ve heard, the only similarities from the series are the character names and the location… That’s it.
July 31st, 2006 at 10:04 am
Yeah, but that’s what I didn’t get. Why even call it Miami Vice? If it starred 2 actors I liked I might actually see it.
July 31st, 2006 at 11:08 am
I thought the movie sucked
July 31st, 2006 at 11:15 am
Your thoughts are useless nemesis so please stop wasting them on an audience that could care less.
As for the movie, I’m not a fan of either actor or this genre. Call it what you want, I won’t waste my time or money on seeing it.
July 31st, 2006 at 11:52 am
I still think the movie sucked, which unlike your comment, is ontopic.
>:p
July 31st, 2006 at 12:45 pm
The silly rules don’t apply for those past grade-school antics nemesis. I can say what I want, when I want. When you grow up, you may be awarded such luxuries as well.
July 31st, 2006 at 1:20 pm
the movie sucked
July 31st, 2006 at 2:11 pm
spamming just proves how immature you are, besides the fact that all you have time for is trying to piss people off on some other guy’s blog.
You are a sad little man.
To stay on topic, I haven’t seen it and don’t plan to. Unless I hear it’s really worth seeing. Then I might rent it when it comes out
July 31st, 2006 at 5:17 pm
FWIW, Ken, I think you ought to leave nemecyst’s posts up.
Every village needs an idiot.