If you ask me, the new movie “Miami Vice” is going to really suck big time. Even fans of the popular 80’s tv show won’t want to see it. It doesn’t even have anything to do with the 80’s, which is the allure of the show, even today.
I’m not a fan of Jamie Fox, and I absolutely despise Colin Farrell. I’m not paying any sort of money to go see what will likely turn out to be a steaming pile of cinematic crap. This movie would have been better done as a comedy, starring someone who wasn’t on drugs.
Luckily there are much better movies out like “Superman Returns” and “Pirates of the Carribbean”.









July 7th, 2006 at 12:46 pm
DO YOU ANYTHING BUT GO TO SLEAZY PLACES AND whine about movies.
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July 7th, 2006 at 1:45 pm
DO I ANYTHING? I DO LOTS!
That’s it. Unless your comments are relevant to the respective post or you are at least trying to contribute something, they will be removed.
July 7th, 2006 at 2:47 pm
When I saw the trailer to the new “Vice”, I was horrified. They took a campy t.v. show and turned it into a serious action film. I predict this movie to get the Razzie award.
July 7th, 2006 at 2:55 pm
It might as well be called something else because it’s not Miami Vice. Unless they are wearing pastel sport coats.
July 7th, 2006 at 3:07 pm
Nope, they don’t even have the great 80’s fashions. What fun is that?!
July 7th, 2006 at 7:41 pm
THE BETTER QUESTION IS , WILL YOU LET ME POST AN ARTICLE HERE, OR IS YOU AFRAIDZ?
July 7th, 2006 at 7:45 pm
I totally agree. Did you see this article in Ignore Magazine this week? It was in LA Weekly.
http://ignoremagazine.com/features/vicecity/index.html
It rips the Miami Vice movie a new ass!
July 8th, 2006 at 2:22 am
I thought it looked kinda good. Maybe I’m wrong and you guys know more than me via online reviews, downloads and such. But I think the theaters need more R rated movies…Sleezy, BLOODY, drug-ridden, boob-filled, explosion-heavy movies.
Yeah, you get some bad ones but for god sakes, not another 3D animation staring Ellen Degeneres and Ray Romano.
July 8th, 2006 at 10:46 am
What’s wrong with ‘Finding Nemo’ or ‘Ice Age’? They rock!
RockNRoll: ever been to Steelers training camp? I am going for the first time and would appreciate any tips or suggestions.
July 8th, 2006 at 11:25 am
I cannot allow this. Crappy Steelers training camp has nothing to do with crappy Miami Vice damnit. Well they do both suck. >:D
July 8th, 2006 at 12:41 pm
What was that Ken? You want me to tell Hines you said hello? Sure enough!
July 8th, 2006 at 6:10 pm
It’s easier to get autographs after they’ve showered. After practice they’re really tired and hate fans crowding them.
Also, if you want an autograph bring something special like their picture or a football or something. They don’t like to sign scraps of paper or unSteeler t-shirts.
Oh yeah, ummm, Miami Vice looks cool…
July 8th, 2006 at 7:24 pm
Do they mind giving autographs during their showers? That’s an option I suppose I could live with…
I already have the Terrible Towel and jersey ready to go although I am going more for just meeting them. Getting an autograph is merely a bonus.
Thanks! You rock!!!
July 9th, 2006 at 12:20 am
Excuse me, but I’m going to go vomit now.
Miami Vice might as well be called “Bad Boys 3″.
July 9th, 2006 at 4:13 am
It seriously looked that bad to you in the previews? What set you off?
I thought it kinda looked cool.
July 9th, 2006 at 4:35 pm
idiot….
July 10th, 2006 at 12:56 am
jerkface…
July 12th, 2006 at 11:37 am
Well, Michael Mann (the original director) writes and directs this one. So, maybe it will be good?
July 12th, 2006 at 1:42 pm
Ken is right again. The new movie is simply an Advert trick to real in the baby boomers who bopped to the 80’s. Plus, I hear it’s being shot in LA. Gimme a freakin’ break. And Coldplay is doing the soundtrack? Why, were they born during the 80’s?
July 12th, 2006 at 1:43 pm
Ken is right again. The new movie is simply an Advert trick to reel in the baby boomers who bopped to the 80’s. Plus, I hear it’s being shot in LA. Gimme a freakin’ break. And Coldplay is doing the soundtrack? Why, were they born during the 80’s?
July 12th, 2006 at 2:08 pm
Is Tubbs gonna have a pet alligator?
Otherwise, whats the point
July 12th, 2006 at 6:33 pm
super man returns was the gayest movie ever… if the guys from brokeback mountain put on capes and flew around it would be the exact same movie ken you have no sense of good movies why dont u ho butthole surf your blow up doll instead of sit here and write these gay pointless things
July 12th, 2006 at 6:34 pm
u go butthole surf your blow up doll instead of sit here and write these gay pointless things since you probly weigh like 10000000lbs and sit in your bed while your 80 year old mom gives you a sponge bath
July 12th, 2006 at 9:54 pm
You act like somebody’s making you go and that you have to fend them off.
July 12th, 2006 at 10:04 pm
Senor, you’re favorite band isn’t the Butthole Surfers by any chance is it?
July 13th, 2006 at 1:21 am
Ken, Your right about this movie.
Whats with these assholes in hollywood
doing these remakes of movies and tv shows they suck ass. They should be shot for even thinking of making these
movies. Look at the Dukes of Hazard and
the Honeymooners give me a fuckin break.
Hell for this Miami Vice movie they
could have come up with a better cast
for fuck sake they could have used
Jack Black and Anthony Anderson. They
could do a better job and it would be
entertaining at least. Colin Farrel and
Jammie Fox fuck me Thats like getting
Barnie the fuckin purple dinasour to
do Godzilla. Those jerkoffs in Hollywood
could give me a $100000000.00 Dollars to
make a movie at least it would be somthing worth watching. And the worst
part about it is they will most likely
make more than one movie of this shit.
(Miami Vice-12) you Know how they like
to milk the cow for all they can get.
Somebody should buy these assholes a clue!!!!