Sunday, June 18th 2006


Ridin’ Dirty?
posted @ 11:53 am in [ Because I said so - Entertainment ]

What exactly does it mean to “ride dirty”?  The other night, a couple of my friends and I began discussing the various possibilities of the meaning of this phrase from that stupid Nate Dogg song.

We first established that riding meant driving a car, as the line “We rollin’ dey hatin’” would refer to driving while the police/white man/white policeman is hating on them, or perhaps just making sure they don’t kill anybody. 

So now we’re riding in a car, most likely an uber expensive make and model with a wheel and tire combination that completely eliminates any hint of decent ride quality.  Anyway, ridng dirty probably means one or more of the following:

Riding with drugs (most likely crack, pot, paraphernalia, etc.),

Riding with stolen goods or money,

Riding with underage girls in the backseat (R. Kelly?),

Riding in a dirty car that hasn’t been washed,

Riding when you haven’t showered in a little while,

Riding with the clap maybe?

Hopefully now most of you have a little better idea of what it is to ride dirty, so now you can avoid being caught.  If it’s one thing I hate, it’s to be caught ridin’ dirty.  So turn your lights on at night, stay in your lane, and obey the designated speed limits.  Ya don wan dem foos ta catch ya ridin’ dirtay yo!


38 Responses to “Ridin’ Dirty?”

  1. Bun Bizzle Says:

    I knew a guy that got caught ridin dirty once. He was never the same after that.

  2. Fo'Shizzle Says:

    You Crackas need to check yoself.
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Riding+dirty

  3. Steel City gal Says:

    There’s nothing funnier than white boys trying to be all ghetto.

    For example, at the club this past weekend, “Ridin’ Dirty” came on and all the caucasion males went nuts. These “frat boys” in plaid button-up shirts and khaki shorts were trying to be ghetto?! Even if I were sober I would have laughed my ass off.

  4. Brooks Says:

    I don’t think ridin dirty is that bad. I would be more worried about the Wu-Tang Clan, because Wu-Tang aint nothin to fuck with.

  5. keepgettiniton Says:

    Rap sucks. Analyze some more brilliant lyrics, Ken. I flip on MTV Jams occassionally for a good laugh. “Grillz” are back now I see. And then 90% of the lyrics in the song are about their teeth!

    And by the way, Fo’ Shizzle, don’t call any white people a cracka, motherfucker. THAT’S OUR WORD!

    Have you ever come across someone that uses so much slang that you can’t understand them? Rap. Fucking. Sucks. Fat. Cock.

  6. Fo'Shizzle Says:

    You best back up, honky ass bitch!

  7. keepgettiniton Says:

    ok, nigger
    (I’m a douchebag)

  8. Ken Says:

    That’s not cool.

  9. Steel City Gal Says:

    So not cool.

    No’Shizzle and nevergonnagetiton, cut it out.

  10. Fo'Shizzle Says:

    keepgettiniton needs to settle the fuck down before he ends up in the gutter.

  11. keepgettiniton Says:

    It’s ok for him to call me a honky though?
    Double standards. Look back at yourselves. They say “the N word” about a thousand times in a rap album but blacks are up in arms about a 100 year old novel (Huck Finn). Either allow people to say it or don’t say it at all.

    Black Entertainment Television (BET). You don’t think I feel slighted by that? Jet magazine? Ebony? It’s ridiculous that black people are allowed to go around ripping on white people. If a black person has pride in their race, they’re considered a civil rights advocate but if white people have pride in their race they’re considered a Nazi or KKK or something.

    I’m sorry for calling you a nigger but it still amazes me that no one picked up on the white racial slurs. Instead, I’m chastised for retaliating in kind.

    Give me that, Ken.

  12. Sgt Poon Says:

    The word Honky isn’t associated with hundreds of years of slavery and oppression. The Nazis and the KKK aren’t just some groups with “pride in their race” they want to see all the other races EXTERMINATED.
    I do not recall Fo’Shizzle using the “N” word in any post…
    You took it too far, just admit that and we can all move on.

  13. Angry Ken Says:

    Sarge says it best. I don’t even need to comment.

    Is Fo’shizzle even black?

  14. keepgettiniton Says:

    Sgt Poon, I don’t ever remember reading something so imperceptive. You people just let your alarms go off at the site of smoke. I’m pretty sure I had a point and Sgt. Poon’s point was irrelevant. Ces’t la vie.

  15. Sgt Poon Says:

    How is stating historical fact “imperceptive”?
    I’m pretty sure any point you had was that you’re a bigot, my point was just bringing that to light…

  16. keepgettiniton Says:

    Because it was a fact I already knew and made reference to earlier. That’s how its imperceptive, fuckwad. Oh forget it. It’s all good, honky.

  17. Sgt Poon Says:

    no, you made it sound as if the Nazi’s and KKK were just social clubs for white dudes, not organizations that were responsible for all kinds of hate crimes including the freakin Holocaust.
    And it’s okay for you to call me a Honky but not Fo’Shizzle? Talk about your double standards… It’s NOT “all good”
    I don’t digress to racists.

  18. Steel City Gal Says:

    While Sgt. argues with educated and historically correct points nevergonnagetiton retaliates with more racist and ignorant responses.

    There’s no rationalizing with anyone who thinks racial slurs are acceptable so I say we all just move forward and make no more responses to this pathetic excuse of an American.

  19. Sgt Poon Says:

    agreed

  20. Loki Says:

    Ridin’ Dirty refers to a man and woman on a motorbike. Thw woman is driving and the man is sitting behind her. You can guess which anatomical feature is best exposed in this fashion. The motorbike’s vibrations add to the pleasure as well as a bumpy road. In the end, everyone comes (sic)!!!

  21. tdenson Says:

    I truly believe something is wrong with angry Ken. youre a lonely,pathetic white boy, and to your note about white boys acting black,you wished you were accepted by the black community.U WANNA BE BLACK

  22. Ken Says:

    Yes. I so want to be black.

  23. Loki777 Says:

    I want to be black too so I can get my reparations check.

  24. Ken Says:

    LOL! Fantastic!

  25. kikis Says:

    I think ”ridin’ dirty” means when you drive with drugs on yourself,maybe,it’s just an idea,

  26. Brian Peppers Says:

    Ridin’ Dirty = driving with guns AND drugs in the car.

    And whichever white person said “blacks are up in arms over Huck Finn” or whatever (and saying that that’s dumb to be) should think about THE FUCKIN CATHOLIC CHURCH!!!!!! Bunch o’ people sittin’ around having people “taken care of.” Most folks don’t know about the war in Ireland. Check wikipedia and the frickin library. EVEN THE LIBRARY CARES. Its over, but people died in it.

    Make a long story short:
    Ridin’ Dirty is driving w/ guns and drugs; The Catholics are the world’s plague; ALLAH AKBAR!!!!!!!!! I WILL DIE FOR YOU IN THE FACE OF THE INFIDELS!!!!!

  27. Angry Ken Says:

    I’m Catholic, and I might be offended if I knew what you were talking about. Crazy bastards.

  28. twoRock Says:

    sure J-Roc

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  30. Brian Peppers Says:

    BYAAAAH!!!!!

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  32. David Hasselhoff Says:

    SET US UP THE BOMB!!!!

    O RLY OWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  33. NEDM Cat Says:

    snape kills dumbledore

    (drive away)

  34. Angry Ken Says:

    WTF is going on around here?

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