I was watching this show on National Geographic about elephants and how they are angrier than ever. After what I saw, I don’t blame them. People have been real assholes when it comes to elephants. It really pissed me off. They force elephants into small spaces because of logging, farming etc., and then wonder why the elephants come back and stomp on their asses and their homes. Good for them, I say. The things they were showing, like poachers shooting elephants from a helicopter for no reason. I wouldn’t mind if the elephants stepped on all of those assholes.
Elephants are awesome animals that you need not f*** with. I side with them on this. Leave the elephants be, or else you deserve to get stamped thinner than a vinyl record.
*First person to correctly guess how many times I used the word elephant gets a no prize.
July 25th, 2006 at 8:49 am
Well, now you a solution for those punk ass preteens in your neighborhood. The hell with a car alarm!
July 25th, 2006 at 10:16 am
You only used the word ‘elephant” once. Now “elephants” as in plural you used 10 times including the tag. Am I a winner?
July 25th, 2006 at 10:22 am
Oh yeah, I am proud you actually watched something other than ESPN or the NFL channel.
Before you know it Ken, you may actually broaden your narrow mind!
July 25th, 2006 at 10:36 am
Congrats! You win! You’re no prize will be delivered to you in 10-12 weeks unless I forget.
July 25th, 2006 at 10:52 am
It’s what I’ve always wanted. Thanks!
July 25th, 2006 at 12:26 pm
On a completely unrelated topic, i know everyone has reservations on how Miami vice will suck, i just got free tix to an advanced screening, ill let you know what i think come monday morning.
Again, not at all related to current topic
July 25th, 2006 at 12:27 pm
Did i say monday, i meant friday
July 26th, 2006 at 10:01 am
Beantown, after you see the movie, feel free to write your own review (especially if it sucks) and send it to submissions for me to post.
July 26th, 2006 at 11:17 am
Duly noted
August 30th, 2007 at 6:53 pm
The reason they are potched is because of thier ivery stupied!!!
August 30th, 2007 at 6:58 pm
Seriously Reece Witherspoon? You can’t even spell, yet you have the nerve to call anyone stupid?
is tht what thier tukss are made out ov is ivery becuase potchers is stupied?
August 30th, 2007 at 7:00 pm
“tht” “ov” and i’m the one who can’t spell
August 30th, 2007 at 7:04 pm
so uyou think you can bag out this poor little boy named reece, it just so happens that i know this boy and seeing how he is just a boy its suprising how he can spell better then YOU!!!
August 30th, 2007 at 7:05 pm
I really hope that your children die in a terrible fire flood death you ridicously stupied fuck
August 30th, 2007 at 7:07 pm
i’m gay lol
August 30th, 2007 at 7:07 pm
sorry about that he can sometimes burst out with comments!!! you know how it is autistic children!!
August 30th, 2007 at 7:08 pm
no please sorry
August 30th, 2007 at 7:08 pm
did you know i have a gay friend….are you interested eyyy KENNY!!!
August 30th, 2007 at 7:09 pm
I have autisms
August 30th, 2007 at 7:10 pm
Glad to see the Australian education system is doing a bang up job.
August 30th, 2007 at 7:11 pm
my friend NO has a new found sickness called “autisms” this is where it happens randomly in spasms and is uncontrolliby ridiculus
August 30th, 2007 at 7:12 pm
i h8 the educashomal sistim!!11@
August 30th, 2007 at 7:13 pm
I have autisms I HAAAVVVVVEEEEE AUTISMS!!!!!!!!!
August 30th, 2007 at 7:14 pm
hold on a tic my girl has hornyness and i need to attend to her…
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YESSSS
August 30th, 2007 at 7:15 pm
Jupiter, Greg Paul moon that is a list of friends in order, order of preferences