I thought I’d share my co-worker Mike’s opinions on some of the current rules in the NFL. Even though he is a Steelers fan, I found these observations to be quite humorous.
1. Late hits are bullshit calls. How can you tell if a hit was late for the previous play when it could have just as easily been an early hit for the next play.
2. Lightning Delays are stupid because lightning is only static electricity and real men play in static electricity.
3. Roughing the passer/kicker is stupid because the defense should be rewarded for hitting players in those positions. If they can’t take those hits then they are pansies and should be removed from the league.
4. Sidelines are stupid, they should be replaced with brick walls.
5. The option to kick a field goal should be removed.
6. First downs should not be awarded every time the team gains 10 yards. They should be awarded every time a team makes one of the opposing players bleed.
7. The Offensive line should be replaced with parking cones and barbed wire.
That’s how you fix football!
November 28th, 2007 at 1:06 pm
Mike sounds like a genius. Probably because he’s smart enough to be a Steeler fan.
I’m ready for Sunday punk!
November 28th, 2007 at 8:29 pm
I’m ready! Question is, are the Bengals?
November 29th, 2007 at 9:01 am
After the last few weeks, I’m not comfortable trash talking. May the best team win…
…and we all know who that is.
November 29th, 2007 at 11:05 am
on another note - href http://www.presidentsusa.net/buchanan.html /href
November 29th, 2007 at 11:07 am
WOW - i really f*cked that up, try this
try this
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2×2W12A8Qow&feature=bz302
November 29th, 2007 at 5:23 pm
it doesn’t work
November 30th, 2007 at 8:41 am
i give up…..i’m never posting while hungover again
November 30th, 2007 at 2:04 pm
Phew…I thought I was a jackass and couldn’t figure it out.
What were you doing hungover researching Presidents???
December 3rd, 2007 at 7:46 am
Ha, i was messing with my boss