Here it is. The first draft of what will be known as “The Suck List.” Basically, Anyone I dislike for whatever reason will be on this list, whether because they suck at what they do, or just suck in general. Just remember, this list is far from being complete and as of right now is in no particular order. And, I will take any suggestions for add-ins. Enjoy!
Hinder
Kid Rock
Fred Durst
Sean (Diddy) Combs
Nelly
Colin Farrel
David Arquette
Britney Spears
Kevin Federline
Christina Aguilera
Jay-Z
Chingy
Master P
Ashlee Simpson
Chris Berman
Ashton Kutcher
Freddie Prinze Jr.
Paris Hilton
Ryan Seacrest
Hinder
Scott Stapp
Paula Abdul
Michael Jackson
Bill Cowher
Kobe Bryant
The Pittsburgh Steelers
George Steinbrenner
Nancy Zimpher (University of Cincinnati President)
Every Wayans brother except Damon
The Democratic Party
Stuck up girls
People who lie about being in the military
Guys who hit girls
Mike Vanderjagt
Mike Tice
Ryan Budke (haha)
Jimmy Fallon
The current writing staff of Saturday Night Live
Jean Paul
Bud Selig
Justin Timberlake
The New York Yankees
The Black Eyed Peas
Terrell Owens
Drew Rosenhaus
Howard Stern
Barry Bonds
Manny Ramirez
Kenny Rogers (Texas Rangers pitcher)
White guys that think they’re black
Bode Miller
Randy Jackson
Korn
Michael Moore
Rob Cohen
Ben Affleck
R. Kelly
Tom Cruise (after he went nuts)
Dennis Rodman
Raphael Palmeiro
Mark McGwire
Sammy Sosa
Any other athlete on steroids
People who wear bowties
Jennifer Lopez
Marc Anthony
Enrique Iglesias
Ricky Martin
Nick Carter
Aaron Carter
Bow Wow
Jermaine Dupri
Snoop Dogg
Brian Billick
Ray Lewis
Jamal Lewis
Spike Lee
Howard Stern
Tom Brady
Warren Sapp
Corey Dillon
Takeo Spikes
Kimo Von Oelhoffen
Randy Moss
Rev. Jesse Jackson
Donald Trump
Martha Stewart
Latrell Sprewell
Prince
Brock Lesnar
Raspy-voiced guys that have radio shows
David Wells
The Boston Red Sox
The New England Patriots
Jose Canseco
Tom Arnold
50 Cent
Craig Littlepage and the rest of those dickless NCAA committee members
Hinder
March 6th, 2006 at 5:10 pm
And no, I will not add myself to the list, so don’t even bother suggesting that.
March 7th, 2006 at 8:57 am
I might suggest that you add Randy jackson from American Idol both for his relation to the Paedophile hiding out in Dubai, and for the fact that the bastard has a vocabulary that is nothing shy of pathetic.
March 7th, 2006 at 9:15 am
Why Dickie V and Chris Berman?
March 7th, 2006 at 10:20 am
I almost put Randy Jackson on there, but then I thought he might be too irrelevant. Vitale and Berman just annoy me with the same tired catch phrases over and over.
March 7th, 2006 at 11:13 am
This is totally irrelevant, but I wanted to share this article with you. I know you think Pittsburgh’s that crappy old industrial city, but as you will read in this article, it boasts a lot of positive things. I bet Cincinatti pales in comparison…
http://www.popcitymedia.com/features/transform.aspx
March 7th, 2006 at 12:22 pm
I just hate the Steelers. I don’t care too much about the actual city. Now name someone you dislike.
March 7th, 2006 at 12:45 pm
Howard stearn
Anyone who ever had a ventriliguist dummy
March 7th, 2006 at 1:50 pm
I will not name a person I dislike. I believe in karma so if you’re a negative person, it will come back and bite you in the ass.
Now if you do something directly to me that pisses me off, then I do not flinch at the idea of retalition.
March 7th, 2006 at 1:56 pm
Oh come on. Karma doesn’t count on celebrities. I’m only doing what must be done.
March 7th, 2006 at 4:21 pm
So are you calling yourself a martyr?
March 7th, 2006 at 4:32 pm
Don’t martyrs have to die?
March 7th, 2006 at 5:53 pm
No. And although you’re a complete pain in the ass, I would never insinuate such a thing.
March 8th, 2006 at 3:43 pm
Good, because I can’t be killed anyway.
March 8th, 2006 at 3:52 pm
TONY STEWERT!!!!!
March 8th, 2006 at 3:54 pm
I mean
TONY STEWART!!!
Geeze I cannot spell!
March 9th, 2006 at 7:35 am
Jeff Gordon, Dale Jr., JJ Redick, Duke, Coach K., any player to come from Duke
March 9th, 2006 at 7:12 pm
I was going to say, “add Nemisis to the list…”, but then he had to go and have comments that were actually relevant to the post… nevermind
March 11th, 2006 at 5:57 pm
al gore, john carey hilary clinton
March 11th, 2006 at 6:57 pm
George Bush, Marvin Lewis, Chad Johnson, Dick Cheney, Sandra Bullock, The entire cast of “Speed”
March 13th, 2006 at 2:17 pm
Some a$$#0Les to add:
Ann Coulter
Jamie Foxx
March 13th, 2006 at 2:18 pm
Oh, and these:
WCOTC - Matt Hale
March 13th, 2006 at 4:57 pm
Marvin Lewis is a god.
June 25th, 2006 at 2:26 am
Marvin Lewis is a whiny cunt.
July 12th, 2006 at 12:23 pm
hmmm what do all of these people have in common? they have more money than you and so do i! and u only hate manny ramirez because as long as the red sox are around teams like the reds might as well not even exist. stop wasting time hating people who are better than you, namely the democratic party. justice will prevail.
July 14th, 2006 at 11:28 am
people who say the word c*nt
July 14th, 2006 at 2:38 pm
The Cleveland Browns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL
July 21st, 2006 at 3:08 pm
Wilderama, or whateva his name is, the dude from that 70s show. I hate how he always says “cash money baby” how do u have the same f*cking accent as your character in a show? Isnt he supposed to be an actor. He sucks, i hate him. Cash money baby…a**wipe
July 21st, 2006 at 6:05 pm
Wilmer Valderama. He is sooo added. The only thing he will ever be known for is playing Fez. He’s such a punk bitch too. When he was on “Punked”, they made him think some guy was trashing his Escalade. What did he do? He sat there and started wimpering, looking like he was about to cry. No one touches my car without an ass whipping.
July 22nd, 2006 at 7:04 am
People that think having more money makes them better than everyone else.
July 22nd, 2006 at 7:11 am
Pia
July 25th, 2006 at 12:33 pm
David f*cking Hasslehoff, what is he attempting to come back on TV? I read that he wants to pilot a show, travels with the hoff… what the….? Is anyone else bothered by this, he’s so annoying
July 25th, 2006 at 12:53 pm
Agree with beantown, hasselhoff needs to drop off….anyways, I am pissed at Chase Bank, just found out that THEY charge me $1.50 on top of other atm fees to punch some money out of I don’t use their atm….which is a rip because their atms are far between…..i will probably go to another bank wamu here i come…
July 25th, 2006 at 2:40 pm
No way! Hasselhoff is the man. Kinda. Knight Rider was my favorite show as a kid. Don’t hassel the Hoff. Check this out. It’s pretty hilarious.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ibEdNCLyirE&search=david%20hasselhoff%20my%20car
August 26th, 2006 at 11:04 am
Somebody has been drinking their haterade. and for the record i think being from Cincinatti automatically should ban you from saying anything negative about othter cities or really any place in the world for that matter. We should find a way to sell Cincinatti to canada so they can listen to all this complaining and hating. What do you say canada? 100 bucks, its all yours. It can be kind of like your own Alaska. A sort of home away from home.
August 26th, 2006 at 1:03 pm
You’re from Pittsburgh aren’t you? Only a product of Pittsburgh public schools could spell Cincinnati that badly… And since Canada is a country, the “C” is capital.
Dumbass.
November 2nd, 2006 at 11:16 pm
I Think you should put me on the list. Im a douchebag and a total geek.I take pictures of porn stars to Mcdonalds For a date. I work at pizza hut and make pizzas. I dont wash my hands after i poop. and i poop at least 3 times at work. After work i play dungons and dragons till i pass out from being tired. I have kevin federline’s new cd AND his mixtape. Im extremely fat (about 478 Pounds) and i drink beer all the time. Im white and have a whiney high voice and am working on a gangsta rap CD. Im a country hick. I drive my dads tractor to work. (Im 48 and still live at home). I have glasses, braces, and have asthma. Im am an angry person. I yell at everyone i know and call them various curse words. I look at ways to annoy pople. When i was 17 i beat up a 13 year old girl with down syndrome (I didnt like the way she walked). So I think you should put me on the list.
November 4th, 2006 at 1:58 pm
i truly believe the band hinder was forged out of the waste that creates hell- and not in some cool dark way
November 17th, 2006 at 2:54 pm
Bitch pleaz. U just hate dem cuz u aint dem
November 17th, 2006 at 6:44 pm
I wish I were K-Fed.
March 1st, 2007 at 7:03 pm
the only reason you hate these people is because theyre better than you YOU SUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 4th, 2007 at 11:31 pm
Where’s Hinder?
March 5th, 2007 at 12:10 am
Done.
March 16th, 2007 at 10:59 am
well gee u only had to put hinder 3 three times for us to notice like come-on really!!!!! and avs rock!!!
ze colemistro of coleland
April 25th, 2007 at 2:59 pm
Can you believe how much of a retard Bush is? He should get his thick head out of his ass and bring our soilders back.What ever happened to Bin Ladin anyway? I guess Bush has such a small attention span he forgot.I mean he really must be dumber than a popscicle left in the sun, forgotten by a retarded hillbilly somewhere in the middle of UTAH!Ahh… that felt good.
April 26th, 2007 at 9:57 am
u r a gay racist, put yourself on da list, beeyatch
June 12th, 2007 at 11:30 am
Too bad You Put “hinder” THREE FUCKING TIMES YOU IDIOT. Thank You.
June 12th, 2007 at 11:42 am
Because they suck three times as much as anyone else YOU IDIOT! You’re welcome.
July 5th, 2007 at 7:16 pm
ken you like to suck the penis
July 21st, 2007 at 6:19 pm
Good call on Zimpher! She needs to go.
August 30th, 2007 at 6:57 pm
i think i should add my mum because she can’t keep her legs closed
August 30th, 2007 at 6:58 pm
i think i should add my mum because she can’t keep her legs closed beace
August 30th, 2007 at 6:59 pm
Yeah, nice try.
January 1st, 2008 at 7:05 pm
YOU FORGOT ONE….
#1 ANGRY KEN
YOUR A DUMBASS YOUR PROLLY SUX BALLS AT EVERYTHING YOU DO THATS WHY YOU HATE PEOPLE WITH TALENT ….LOL YOUR SAD ,GOD I WOULD LOVE TO PUNCH YOU IN YOUR LITTLE ANGRY FACE
January 1st, 2008 at 9:39 pm
Wow… gotta love the grammar skills on this site.
Oh, and your CAPS Lock button is on. Idiot.
January 24th, 2008 at 5:55 am
i hate u! how can u put the NE pats, Tom Brady (The one and only) Ray Lewis, jamal lewis, randy moss n The redsox on there?! U r now on MY suck list! u suck! I don’t like the steelers or bill cowher cos they cheated against the seahawks in the superbowl!
January 24th, 2008 at 6:00 am
TO shudnt be on there either
March 11th, 2008 at 11:49 am
People who are over the age of ten and use “Lol”.
People who call their girlfriend/boyfriend “boo”.
Wimpy guys who treat girls like queens and then whine because girls constantly walk over them.
Also, those jerks who write entire sentences in lower case and virtually no punctuation.
March 15th, 2008 at 2:37 am
Keane.