Just stop. Stop right now. Nothing about popping the collar of your polo shirt is fashionable in any way. You look like a toolbag. And god help you if that shirt you chose to pop the collar of happens to be the color pink. If you sport this look, you deserve to be shot. You might as well be wearing a big sign on your head that says “I’m a douchebag.”
Which brings me to the pink shirts. Who the hell said this was fashionable, or even a good idea. Whenever I see some thug walking around with a pink T that hangs down past his knees I don’t know whether to laugh at them or pity them. Pink is not a manly color. The only time a pink shirt is acceptable is when it is in the form of a “salmon” colored dress shirt with a tie. And even that’s pushing it. Are there any sports teams that use pink in their uniforms? No. And god willing there never will be. That’s why we have to keep shi*t heads like P Diddy from designing any team uniforms. I guarantee he will screw it up. Look at his Sean John brand.
Where was I? Oh yeah. Don’t wear pink, unless you’re a girl. Don’t be like this guy.
January 24th, 2006 at 1:28 am
i agree with you on all points i am just posting to add another douche based moniker to your collection and that is douchenugget was wondering how could oliver not understand how much of a tool he looked like can anyone really be that stupid
January 24th, 2006 at 11:35 am
From a ladies perspective, the popped collars are ridiculous. However, there is something very sexy about a man secure enough to wear a pink shirt. Honestly, more men need to become slightly metrosexual. By that I mean there is nothing attractive about gnarly fingers and toenails, and we don’t think it’s cute when you are 30 and still wearing cargo pants and t-shirts. Take care of yourself, get a damn pedicure, and if you want to wear a pink shirt, go ahead. Just make sure you don’t look prettier than your woman.
January 24th, 2006 at 5:35 pm
There’s a difference between taking care of yourself and being metrosexual. It’s when guys do shit like wear ridiculously expensive and fruity clothes, highlight their over-gelled hair, and do things like refusing to wear a seat belt because it might wrinkle their freshly pressed shirt. It’s like they’re making a short detour on the way to being full blown gay.
January 25th, 2006 at 5:27 pm
Have you noticed most of the guys are avoiding this topic completely? Just thought it was funny that they have opinions on EVERYTHING else but good grooming habits.
January 25th, 2006 at 7:53 pm
i work with a guy that has probablt never heard of nail clippers and i think it is disgusting good grooming habits are a neccessity for being a functioning member of society but the overly gelled highlighted hair and bressing like a club when your going to burger king with a group of similarly dressed guys is really really gay
January 25th, 2006 at 8:46 pm
Bengals 2020: I agree with you that there are some men who are out of control when it comes to primping. One really freaky thing is when guys pluck their eyebrows into neatly shaped arches. How freakin weird is that? Unless you have serious unibrow, men should not pluck!
All men could take a lesson from the incredibly sexy Hines Ward and just shave off their hair.
Ken: I am sure you are just thinking of a million smart ass things to say in response to that comment. I’ll make it easier for you…I am also from Michigan.
January 27th, 2006 at 12:51 pm
City Gal: It is never cool for a guy to wear pink. How does that turn you on? I’m a girl…I wear pink. I wouldn’t want my husband wearing pink…I want him to be a manly man….Would it be hot if he had pink shoes to match? No, never. Pink is for a Princess. Blue/green/black/brown any of these colors and more…even red is acceptable for men….NOT PINK!
January 27th, 2006 at 1:13 pm
Jen: That’s the great thing about opinions, everybody has one. My opinion is that a man CAN wear pink, look attractive while doing so, and be completely heterosexual. Apparently you do not agree. That’s fine with me, I certainly won’t lose sleep over it.
As for the matching pink shoes comment, stop being such a dumb ass. You completely didn’t get my point and I have no patience to try and explain it to you again.
January 27th, 2006 at 3:07 pm
Once again let me repeat my opinion- guys that wear pink are queer and if your guy wears pink…then he is queer
January 27th, 2006 at 3:43 pm
Jen: That was a great retort. I am glad your college degree is really paying off.
July 31st, 2008 at 3:01 pm
Popped collars are pretty lame, here is a small collection of not only popped collars, but dudes with two shirts.
http://twoshirtsoneguy.blogspot.com