Sunday, April 22nd 2007


What’s a Bjork?
posted @ 3:13 am in [ Entertainment - Music ]

Other than weirdo hippies, does anyone actually listen to Bjork? Are there people that actually say,

“I’m going to go to Best Buy today and buy the new Bjork cd”?

Who is supporting and encouraging Bjork to keep making music for as long as she has? I know she thinks she’s being artsy and all that crap, but it just comes across as being weird, confusing, and stupid. I just watched her perfom on SNL and can’t help get the letters W, T, and F out of my head. What the hell did I just watch? Hey, the colors of the keys on that piano were reversed (white keys were black, black keys white). Maybe it’s her way of making a statement about race relations in America.

But on another note, Scarlett Johansson is unbelievably drop dead fuhreakin’ gorgeous. Wawaweewa!

38s.jpg I heart Scar Jo.


12 Responses to “What’s a Bjork?”

  1. Jodi Says:

    Why would you pick that picture of her? And I agree-she was so hot and funny on SNL. LOL for the race relations comment!

  2. jake Says:

    i read your virginatech story and found it pretty on the spot. but soo you dont like bjork, i honestly cant wait to see her at this upcoming glastonbury festival 2007. you should read up on your conformity of the minority, its all about compromise, see their view. however i will read others. jake (
    uk)

  3. Jimothy Timberland Says:

    You need to talk more about the huge amount of cock that Hinder sucks. They fuck their dicks. I bet right now that singer(shit lol) is fucking a dick. He sucks them. He’s never seen pussy.

  4. zDom Says:

    I love Scarlett even more than Angry Ken.

  5. Sgt Poon Says:

    Wow, I didn’t know you had room left in your heart to love anyone other than Angry Ken…

  6. SCG Says:

    I’ve been gone too long. zDom has gone gay on me!

  7. zDom Says:

    *cough* I should have written that better.

    Let me rephrase that: I love Scarlett even more than Angry Ken’s Web site.

    But if you really are worried about me going gay, please send booby pics ASAP to straighten me out :) It’s for a good cause, after all! =)

  8. Sgt Poon Says:

    good answer :)

  9. SCG Says:

    How do we always make it back to the ta-ta’s?!?

  10. Sgt Poon Says:

    Men + Women = Men thinking about ta-ta’s…

  11. Budai Says:

    Yes, Ken, the bitch has returned.

    Wawaweewa? WTF, dude? You sound like Mario after getting donkey-kicked until he become Wii-tarded again.

  12. bill Says:

    I love Bjork. Also, I dont understand the argument. Are we all supposed to like the same music? Do I care that “laffy taffy” was a big hit? No i dont. In fact i take pleasure in the fact that I can recognize the good from the bad. I let people figure it out for themselves. Also, do pianos all have to look the same? You would have probably told Hendrix that he shouldnt string up a right handed strat backwards and play it left handed. Thank god he wouldnt have LISTENED!!! You should stick to the whos hot and whos not stuff, like Scarlett. Of course she’s smokin’. Youre right on there. Not a terribly original thought however.

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