Let it be known that on this day, Sunday January 15, 2006, that it was proven that god does not exist. We also learn today that good things happen to bad people as the Shitsburgh Steelers beat the Indianapolis Colts. No god would allow such a thing to happen, so from this day forth, I advise any pious person to hereby renounce their faith. God does not exist.
I guess if there is one positive to the game’s outcome it’s that we won’t have to hear the unemployed masses of Shitsburgh crying about how they were robbed. I don’t know why a team like the Steelers is being rewarded by advancing to the AFC championship while a much more deserving bunch like the Colts should be there instead. Oh well. We see the Colts gracious in victory, and we will see them gracious in defeat. True class acts.
As for Pittsburgh, fuck Pittsburgh. I hope the depths of Hell one day rise up and swallow your shithole of a town into a fiery pit of…well…fire. Of course you all probably wouldn’t notice anyway. At least instead of rooting for a team to win in the playoffs, I have a team to root against, no matter who they play.
Fuck this shit.
January 16th, 2006 at 12:49 pm
have you heard what will happen when Peyton will die?
he’ll go up to heaven and God will give him a large mansion made out of
blue and white marble with gold statues of his teammates
but he will look outside and see a mansion 10x as big with black marble and solid gold steeler banners will be hanging from the columns. peyton will get mad and say “Why should Ben get such a great house?” God will turn, laugh and say “No Peyton, that is My house”
as for the more deserving team, we should have and did win won
January 16th, 2006 at 12:49 pm
have you heard what will happen when Peyton will die?
he’ll go up to heaven and God will give him a large mansion made out of
blue and white marble with gold statues of his teammates
but he will look outside and see a mansion 10x as big with black marble and solid gold steeler banners will be hanging from the columns. peyton will get mad and say “Why should Ben get such a great house?” God will turn, laugh and say “No Peyton, that is My house”
as for the more deserving team, we should have and did win won
January 16th, 2006 at 1:38 pm
I don’t know which I admire more, your logic or your eloquence.
January 16th, 2006 at 4:39 pm
Oooh Oooh, his lack OF!
January 16th, 2006 at 8:20 pm
Wow
January 17th, 2006 at 11:33 am
Ken, I hope you contract a bad case of the gout.
January 17th, 2006 at 4:40 pm
Would be better than having the clap.
January 18th, 2006 at 2:52 pm
Maybe God should give him an offensive line. Or maybe some chicken bones to choke on.
January 20th, 2006 at 4:25 pm
Since when does a “gracious” loser like Peyton point fingers at his offensive line at a press conference? Only a he-bitch would behave in that manner. Might I point out that when the Steelers lost last year to New England, Hines Ward did not get upset at the fact that the team lost, he was in tears over the fact that a legend like Jerome Bettis may never have a chance to a championship title. Now THAT is grace.
January 26th, 2006 at 11:20 pm
Don’t sweat the jabs from the Shitsburgh cultists, Ken. You had a good rant and now they need to recycle really old jokes to throw stones at you. Not to mention the Steel City Gal (translation: single mother of three, seeks man who can handle 300+ lb. of barfly) jumps all over Peyton for a 15 second sound byte that misrepresents what he had to say after minutes of leading questions.
But I’d also like to throw in that Hines Ward does not represent class to me when his touchdown celebrations are frequently some sort of attempt to mock a player on the other team or the other city (hey, didn’t he demand more money not to long ago too? damn, he’s the poor man’s T.O. in terms of whining, celebrating, and talent). Not to mention Jerome Bettis (who’s waistline makes him fit in with the women of Shitsburgh) is a legend in the minds of the Stiller faithful and that’s about it. His lifetime per carry average is about 3.9 yards (or pretty shitty for a runningback), and he’s only gone over 10 TDs in a season twice, so you can forget the shortyardage situation bullshit excuse. Truth is that he is a fat guy that has been remarkably healthy for a 13-year career (during which he has probably had naked pictures of the coach and team owner, since his numbers never really warranted a starting role).
But on the bright side of things, at least Shitsburgh didn’t get to roll up on Peyton’s knee like they did to Carson Palmer, or Tom Brady a few years earlier.
Go Steelers! …and take the Penguins to hell with you.
February 1st, 2006 at 11:02 am
What a bunch of babies. They should just give Indy the trophy at the beginning of the season so we don’t have to listen to you pussies whine. Pathetic.
August 16th, 2006 at 1:13 am
Fuck Shitsburgh, those cheating bastards. The Shitsburgh cheaters are the most disgraceful team I have ever seen. I have rooted against them since I was 5 years old. They are the Tawna Hardings of football. Dishoenst cheating pieces of shit. Go ride some motorcycles without a helmet shitsburgh fans and fall on your face and knee. WHO FUCKING DEY!!!