This is an email I came across at work.
“I am curious about your policy on large dogs in your stores. I was at your store and I had two encounters with dogs in the store. There are individuals, including myself, who are very alergic to dogs. One dog was of large size and the other one was running in the store. There are children present!! When did stores start allowing dogs? Please comment on your current policy.”
Stupid lady, have you ever heard of a seeing eye dog? Or maybe just a general “helper” dog. Who the hell is this person? Probably some rich snooty old lady with nothing better to do than complain about dumb crap like this. Is she going to have an allergic reaction if a dog walks by her? Better not let her near a park.
This is why I hate people. Next she will complain that people shouldn’t be allowed to use a wheelchair because they might run over her foot.
And if a stray dog was loose in the store, oh well. Shit happens. Dogs wander into places. When I was a kid we had dogs come into school several times.
God save us all from these horrid beasts!









July 28th, 2006 at 11:50 am
you work retail, that says itall, you freakin’ moron.
July 28th, 2006 at 12:22 pm
You work in fast food. DICK FACE!
July 28th, 2006 at 1:17 pm
wow. nemesis is obviously starting to get to you.
July 28th, 2006 at 1:50 pm
Down boys, every one’s gotta start somewhere, as long as it pays the bills.
July 28th, 2006 at 1:56 pm
If I ever met him in real life I would probably kill him.
July 28th, 2006 at 2:46 pm
i certainly dont doubt that
July 28th, 2006 at 4:20 pm
which store is it that you work at… i think i will pee my pants laughing if you say “pet smart”
July 28th, 2006 at 4:47 pm
I won’t say the company (for possible legal reasons), but I work at the corporate office.
And I have a feeling this lady was actually at Petsmart.
July 28th, 2006 at 6:53 pm
If you ever met me in real life you would likely do something stupid, and then you would be oh so sorry, and heal up over a few weeks, you retail selling weenie
does mommy even know you have this online
July 28th, 2006 at 7:03 pm
retail selling Kenny is just so telling, you have a sad little job, a sad little life and a sad little attitude.
I chuckle at your expense.
July 28th, 2006 at 8:45 pm
I don’t sell. I deal with assholes like you all day through email. Easy job that pays for everything I need right now, including my dream car. And what do you do that’s so great? Working for your drunk uncle’s landscaping company isn’t much better, loser.
July 28th, 2006 at 9:20 pm
Im not the one making death threats nancy boy, just pointing out how foolish you’d be to try.
Punk…………
ANd you’re still in retail, like I said, bottom feeder
July 28th, 2006 at 10:07 pm
Nice to know that when you go out to a shopping mall or restaurant that you look down your nose at the people working there. You don’t even have a job.
July 29th, 2006 at 10:53 am
I can handle your juvenile behavior nemesis. But what I cannot handle is you staring down the barrel of your nose at people you deem “bottom feeders”.
I would ask what you do for a living but I could care less. I’m not one who judges a person and their status by their job title. I come to conclusions by one’s actions, morality, and behavior. You are a sorry excuse for a man and I pity your mom for she must be embarrassed to call you a son.
July 30th, 2006 at 4:36 pm
i judge people by all kinds of stuff… for example, clothes, car, home, paycheck… you know the stuff that “really” matters - HA!
No seriously, that sh*t is important.
July 31st, 2006 at 4:16 am
nemesis doesn’t even know the meaning of the term bottom feeder as it doesn’t describe anyone gainfully employed.
Did I just defend Ken?
Shoot me…
July 31st, 2006 at 9:46 am
Judging people is what I do best. You shoulda seen all the hillbillies at the drag strip the other night.
July 31st, 2006 at 9:52 am
That’s alright Bill - I’m putting together a support group for us who have defended Ken and are guilt-ridden over it. Recovery doesn’t take long though as he will soon piss you off and you’ll be back in fighting form.
July 31st, 2006 at 10:49 am
That’s right! If I haven’t pissed off everyone at one point or another, I’m not doing my job.