When I’m right I’m right, damnit! Guess who’s house got raided by the SWAT team last night. That’s right. My over-sized shirt wearing, slang talking, gangsta leanin’ piece of sh*t neighbors.
PROBLEM SOLVED!
I don’t know who tipped off the feds, but they busted in there and came out with loads of marijuana, cocaine, and firearms. I totally had to hold in the laughter as they brought these jokers out in handcuffs.
I mean, these must be the dumbest criminals ever. If your house is full of illegal drugs and guns, you’d think you would NOT blast rap music at all hours of the day and NOT hang outside with 10 of your home boys looking like the cover of some rap album. I guess the phrase “lay low” means nothing to them.
But, a few convictions on drug possession and trafficking ought to keep these jackasses from ever moving back in.
Then again, this is f*cking California.
August 26th, 2007 at 9:21 am
I knew they were drug dealers. I wasn’t going to say anything on your last post, but that’s exactly what you were describing.
August 28th, 2007 at 2:45 pm
You should have videotaped the entire raid by the SWAT team and posted it. That would have been great!
September 6th, 2007 at 3:46 pm
Congrats, Ken, and kudos to your local law enforcement for “cleaning up” your neighborhood a bit.
November 9th, 2007 at 9:21 am
Elavil dosage for insomnia.
Elavil.