There is a growing trend that needs to stop immediately: People that walk without looking in the direction they are traveling. All too often, people are doing this. Especially when going around corners or entering doors, when the victim of the inconsiderate party is all but helpless to react. A collision is almost always unavoidable.
The simple solution is this: “Watch where you’re going!”
We are all told this countless time when we are children. Obviously many of us did not take that advice to heart. So stop walking in one direction while turning around to talk to someone and continuing to head in that direction. This also goes for idiots who like to stop dead in their tracks when walking in a crowd, knowing damn well that people are behind them. The world does not revolve around you, asshole. You can also at least look like you are making an effort to cross the street at a pace that does not hold up society. The next time you jaywalk in front of my car, I will run your ghetto ass down and not think twice.
- Another thing that needs to stop immediately is the wearing of any clothing with the phrase “white boy” on it. You should not wear this, even if you are indeed a white male. It’s lame and it does not make you look cool. Just another classic example of d-bag attire.
Class dismissed.
November 3rd, 2006 at 4:28 pm
Sorry. I’ll try and remember.
November 4th, 2006 at 8:13 am
Didn’t know ghetto white boys were the only ones guilty of jaywalking.
November 4th, 2006 at 10:58 am
They are completely separate issues.
November 5th, 2006 at 10:51 am
I thought they were too. But in your 3rd paragraph, you said “I will run your ghetto ass down and not think twice.”
Sounds like you’re making generalizations my dear.
November 5th, 2006 at 6:38 pm
The white boy t shirt has nothing to do with the ghetto people crossing the street. I’m referring to the douchebag frat boys that always show up to stuff wearing one of those shirts with the mentioned phrase emblazoned on the front. As if to say “yes, I am very white.”
November 6th, 2006 at 3:37 pm
You haven’t SEEN jaywalking until you take a drive through black neighborhoods in Sikeston, Mo.
They don’t just cross anywhere they please: they stroll on right down the street so traffic has to go around them — sometimes cars even have to stop for oncoming traffic until they can use the other lane to go around them.
Complete lack of respect for the law. We have had confrontations between street partiers (same neighborhoods) and police during which the street partiers will pelt the police officers with bottles, bricks and chunks of concrete.
The police have had to implement a policy under which they will arrest EVERYBODY who refuses to disperse under these conditions.
And kids want to EMULATE this subculture? Shameful. If ever there was an argument for corporal punishment…
November 6th, 2006 at 11:47 pm
Go to that link. The pic says it all…
http://www.geocities.com/darkwolfblademb/whiteboy.gif
And I told you I was gonna do it, Ken.