Friday, December 30th 2005


WMD’s: Weapons of Mass Deliciousness
posted @ 5:28 pm in [ Random Thoughts ]

You want to know what I think is one of the most dangerous things in the world? It’s not missiles, or bombs, or even anthrax. How about Hot Pockets? Here’s what the U.S. Army should do. Instead of dropping bombs and waht not on our enemies, drop Hot Pockets on them. Have you ever heated one of those things up and then bitten into it? It’s an easy way to get a third degree burn! Just 2 minutes in the microwave and those things are hotter than hell. The drop these things on people and they are in for a world of hurt. Especially if they could manage to put a device in the hot pocket that causes it to split open right before impact. Can you imagine being slapped in the face with one of these scalding hot lunch items. I bet it would cost way less than any grenades or missiles. Or if you want to piss off one of your friends, just pop one of these in the mic and 2 minutes later chuck it at his face. Ouch, that hurts!


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