Thanks to “Budai” for the submission.
You want to know what has been pissing me off lately? LOUD lesbians.
The people in question bowl on the TSABA league on Thursdays that I am in. It’s like they all have a megaphone surgically implanted in their vocal chords! They make a strike, they start doing the Vonage commercial themes. It drives me insane. WHY IN THE HELL WOULD YOU SING THE VONAGE “WOO-HOO-HOO” THEME WHEN YOU MAKE A STRIKE?
And what makes it even worse, you can hear it all the way down the fuckin’ alley.
And the only male on the team doesn’t help at all. He reminds me of Hank Hill’s dad from King of the Hill. He’s short. He’s annoying. He’s rude. Now I want to go kill the person who wrote the Vonage commercial theme.
Angry Ken says: The Vonage song is actually performed by The 5, 6, 7, 8’s and was first featured in “Kill Bill: Volume 1.” Click here for the song’s lyrics
And if there is a real life version of Cotton Hill out there, I’d sure like to meet him and listen to his stories of how he killed “fitty” men.
October 24th, 2006 at 8:46 am
Eh, this Cotton Hill probably does more than “kill” men…and I’m sure it’s more than “fitty.”
October 24th, 2006 at 5:59 pm
Couple of questions:
a) What is a TSABA league?
b) What is the appropriate song to sing upon getting a strike?
c) Do they sing the lyrics, or just sing “woo hoo, woo hoo hoo”?
d) Are they the sexy, thin kind of lesbians that I accidently find pictures of while doing research on the Internet? Or the scary, thick dikey kind with mullets that are often mistaken for men until taking a closer look?
I’m thinking it’s probably the second variety since you find their Woo Hoo Hoo celebrations grating instead of endearing.
e) Do you have a digital camera? (in case it IS the first variety).
f) Better go out and listen to those stories fast, Angry Ken. WW II vets are dying at an alarming rate. Korean vets, too. Soon, there won’t be any left to share their stories anymore.
One of the most memorable events in my life included meeting and chatting with “Gabby” Gabreski, the highest-scoring American ace pilot in the European Theater during WW II.
g) Nothing really to add at this point. I just wanted to see how far I could get down the alphabet since this thread was kind of short on responses.
h) See item “g”.
October 25th, 2006 at 7:50 am
zDom- they are bowling. Of course they are the second choice!
October 25th, 2006 at 9:47 am
A) It’s a bowling league…idiot.
B) None at all. You just walk away back to the table with everyone in envy.
C) Just the annoying Vonage chorus.
D) Option 2, you horndog.
E) See answer D.
F) “Fitty” is nothing to the amount of men I kill in any of the Dynasty or Samurai Warriors series on my PS2.
October 25th, 2006 at 5:24 pm
Follow up questions/comment:
a) I guess I had that coming as I DID phrase that question poorly.
What I meant to ask was: what does TSABA stand for? It IS an acronym, right?
b) NO victory music at all? Maybe bowling would have a wider appeal if each team had its own little victory song to sing after a strike.
c) The music may be annoying, but I love those commercials. Especially the one with the girl who wants to go play with the “dolphins.” Hee hee hee
d) Some call it a curse, others take special pills to be just like me
f) Wish I had time to play computer games
Busy time in my life *sigh* I miss my PC games… *sniff*
October 27th, 2006 at 1:24 pm
God, this place is empty
November 6th, 2006 at 6:15 pm
go suck one fag.
you wouldnt know good music if it bit you in the ass.
hinder is the best, let me know when you become even close to being as good as them.
mmhmm?
cya queer
November 6th, 2006 at 7:17 pm
You commented on the wrong post.
Hey, I woke up this morning. Therefore I am at least as good/bad as hinder.
November 23rd, 2006 at 8:50 pm
Rock-A-Teens first released single of Woo-Hoo song in early to mid 1959 on Doran Records (#3515) valued now at $125, later purchased by Roulette Records (#4192) valued now at $25 and released to first chart 10/5/1959, was on the charts for 12 weeks and peaked at #16.
Kel