Remember a while back when I vowed to rid the earth of a band called Hinder? Well, where have they been? That’s right — DEAD!
Well maybe not dead, but I haven’t heard their music in over a year, which means Angry Ken was victorious. If you have any doubt, think about who’s blog you’re reading right now. Do you hear any lame ass Hinder songs? Exactly.
With Hinder vanquished into musical obscurity, I can focus my efforts on the next craptacular musical act. I haven’t decided who to take down yet, but here are a few choices:
Fallout Boy
Panic at the Disco
Flobots
These bands all totally suck, so I would be doing a service by ridding society of any of them. I’ll have to think about it. In the meantime, feel free to send me any “thanks for getting rid of Hinder” fruit baskets.
April 26th, 2008 at 10:40 am
i like hinder, patd!, and a little fall out boy!!!
neva heard of flobots…so destroy them first
May 4th, 2008 at 11:02 am
I tried really hard not to like fall out boy. But I do.
Ken, your taste in music comes out of your ass.
May 5th, 2008 at 9:30 am
I love how you take sole credit for the disappearance of a really shitty band. It’s not that they’re awful and without talent that they’re one-hit wonders. It’s merely that you denounced them on the internet.
Legend in your own mind maybe?
May 5th, 2008 at 5:22 pm
Your fruit basket is on the way. Since you decide who stays and who goes in music, how about bringing back Bone Thugs & Harmony. I know they just did a song with another rapper, but I would like an entire album. How ’bout it?
May 7th, 2008 at 5:54 pm
Dude.
Hinder is going on tour with 3 doors down and Staind.
Epic fail, ken.
May 7th, 2008 at 8:51 pm
“Hinder is going on tour with 3 doors down and Staind.”
Now if you had said the Rolling Stones or Journey, that might mean something.
It doesn’t count if a crappy band goes on tour with other crappy bands.
May 8th, 2008 at 9:30 pm
Oh no, not Staind!
HInder’s gonna be back on top again!
May 12th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
Staind puts on a great show, so does 3 doors down.
I will take my boobs elsewhere, good sir.
May 12th, 2008 at 6:49 pm
did someone say boobs?
May 13th, 2008 at 12:49 am
Can you get rid of Puddle of Mud too? I thought they were dead but they seem to have risen from the grave.
-Adam
CEO
http://www.wealthstore.com
May 13th, 2008 at 11:37 am
In typical fashion, Sarge comes out of hiding when the mention of ti-ta’s exists.
And I too am a fan of 3 Doors Down. Before it was the “cool” thing to do, they put on a hell of a show for us military folks overseas. If OK Go tried that, they’d be massacred.
May 13th, 2008 at 1:10 pm
did someone say ti-ta’s?
May 13th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
Dork.
May 19th, 2008 at 8:43 pm
i like panic @ the disco. besides, why not taking out some lame pop singer that everyone hates, like hannah montanna